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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
It's Happening!


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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/ted-cruz-questioned-the-pentagon-over-nutty-jade-helm-rumors-because-the-government-is-not-trustworthy/

Here's Ted Cruz on the matter.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's about time The United States invaded a United State.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Rando posted:

It's about time The United States invaded a United State.

Texas especially, which is what has the Honorable Senator Cruz in such a lather.

scopes
Jun 5, 2004

Rando posted:

It's about time The United States invaded a United State.

everybody so ready to bring peace and democracy to the middle east through military intervention... did they not think maybe we should bring it first to ourselves??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Jade Helm is a military take over by the goverment to enact martial law across the country
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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
operation jade helm sounds like a fallout dlc

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it sounds like a forbidden sex act

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Texas Senator Ted Cruz (R) with cardboard cutout of Rand Paul looking over his shoulder

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Redshirt what are you doing for Cinco de Drinko

Fuckabees
Aug 8, 2012

"White Liiiiiiines, blow through my miiiind"

--The Fat Boys

Mozi posted:

it sounds like a forbidden sex act

I like this post.



:downs:

Fuckabees fucked around with this message at 19:00 on May 3, 2015

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
hahahah so smug

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
someone forgot to tell her that we pretty much got more of W. from Obama I don't know what these people are gripin' about

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

scopes posted:

someone forgot to tell her that we pretty much got more of W. from Obama I don't know what these people are gripin' about

yea if anything Obama is pretty much a centrist, or has acted centrist on almost every aspect of his presidency

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i like the weird guy next to her also

who is so crazy he needs a shirt, a mouth poster, and a whiteboard to accurately portray how crazy he is

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

scopes posted:

someone forgot to tell her that we pretty much got more of W. from Obama I don't know what these people are gripin' about

they're just racist and are completely ignorant of policy beyond 'HE's a SOCIALIST'

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Fuckabees posted:

I like this post.



:downs:

Would put it in her butt

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wtf is 'don't train on me' supposed to be referencing

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i love how everyone there is just like :smug:

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
lol @ America

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

wtf is 'don't train on me' supposed to be referencing

Jade Helm is a training exercise. The military has done them in the past, usually in just one or two states, but Jade Helm is different just because of the size.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
meanwhile in San Diego we have the biggest naval, airforce, and marine bases on the pacific coast and we're happy about the boost to the economy. you can hear the howitzers going off from dozens of miles away when they do the artillery training.

why are people such dumb fucks. don't they have anything better to be doing? the old retirees I get but what's that girl doing there go get a make over and get drunk have fun wtf are you doing at a protest of the federal government with a shirt of a president who expanded federal power significantly

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:



why are people such dumb fucks.

i live in texas but i think the answer is obvious

its texas

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I think this operation give a +5 boost to intel.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

my friend is a marine sargeant and he told me the military has classified plans on how to eliminate Texas and has had them for years because citizens of texas are so loyal to Texas that the government is afraid of them.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I hope they let us loyalists take a position of power when they take over and root out the secessionists

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

meanwhile in San Diego we have the biggest naval, airforce, and marine bases on the pacific coast and we're happy about the boost to the economy. you can hear the howitzers going off from dozens of miles away when they do the artillery training.

why are people such dumb fucks. don't they have anything better to be doing? the old retirees I get but what's that girl doing there go get a make over and get drunk have fun wtf are you doing at a protest of the federal government with a shirt of a president who expanded federal power significantly

To be honest, it's just a one time event and not an actual range.

Also, there's speculation that the whole multi-state thing is meant to be a simulated Mid-East campaign, with Texas and Utah being Iran and Syria.

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Fuckabees posted:

I like this post.



:downs:

or tread

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

sounds like somebody's messing with Texas :clint:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I suppose that if there really was a plan for some sort of New World order takeover, a good first step would be to "Accidentally" release plans to invade Texas in order to identify possible resistance.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Fuckabees posted:

I like this post.



:downs:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
like if you can't even spell 'certificate' maybe you should just go home

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

i'll be really glad if Obama's legacy winds up being the simple fact of his presidency kicked off RAHOWA


Moridin920 posted:

like if you can't even spell 'certificate' maybe you should just go home

english only U.S.A.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
It's funny, I know people like this, and this is their ultimate wet dream. I mean, they get out and protest, but deep down they dream of the day they can rise up and be minutemen themselves.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

My Q-Face posted:

It's funny, I know people like this, and this is their ultimate wet dream. I mean, they get out and protest, but deep down they dream of the day they can rise up and be minutemen themselves.

yeah uh-huh they

where's the closest ammo dump to Amarillo, asking for a friend you understand

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
My favorite part is how the Governor of Texas is deploying National Guardsmen to "monitor" the exercises. Because you know, National Guardsmen are somehow more trustworthy than other Military personnel.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Premeditated Toast posted:

My favorite part is how the Governor of Texas is deploying National Guardsmen to "monitor" the exercises. Because you know, National Guardsmen are somehow more trustworthy than other Military personnel.



Very insensitive of Snoop imo

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The sad part is if the crazies were right it would make this a far more interesting year

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Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


thats true every year

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