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JediTalentAgent posted:MS will put on a multimillion dollar stage production featuring stunts and pyrotechnics and actors from Marvel movies in a show they call "Age of Xbox One". This will be to promote a new Avengers: Battle for Earth 2 for Kinect on Xbox One. "Exclusive to the Xbox One!".... ... .. . "...unless it fails to sell over 1 million units in which case PS4 will take it from there"
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Ultima Online reboot, by the team that made TOR
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Luitpold posted:Ultima Online reboot, by the team that made TOR Exclusive to Origin, brought to you by the people who bought and dismantled Origin!
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man nurse posted:has anyone posted who cares video games are for children yet? and yet here we are
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- Bethesda will show off the new DOOM, Fallout 4 will probably get a mention at best. - Both Microsoft and Sony will announce some sort of early access model for consoles. - The Konami conference will be awkward as gently caress. Probably just another metal gear solid trailer and nothing else. - The Hololens is announced as so overpriced expensive that nobody buys into it.
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Supernorn posted:- Bethesda will show off the new DOOM, Fallout 4 will probably get a mention at best. I like how Fallout 4 is rapidly becoming akin to Half-Life 3 as a sequel that everyone knows should exist and be announced but hasn't been for some reason. Hoping you're right though. quote:- Both Microsoft and Sony will announce some sort of early access model for consoles. Somehow I doubt this. I think there's more infrastructure and headaches getting early access games onto a console that Steam doesn't have on a PC so it's not as cost-effective. quote:- The Konami conference will be awkward as gently caress. Probably just another metal gear solid trailer and nothing else. I'm hoping for some really awkward trainwreck where some people ask questions and get the PR team all in a tizzy, but I doubt anyone has the balls. quote:- The Hololens is announced as so overpriced expensive that nobody buys into it. Oh yeah. It's going to be expensive as hell and limited in its use. Boys who can afford really expensive toys will be excited, but everyone else will wait for a 2.0 version that may never come.
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mind the walrus posted:I like how Fallout 4 is rapidly becoming akin to Half-Life 3 as a sequel that everyone knows should exist and be announced but hasn't been for some reason. Hoping you're right though. Unlike Valve, Bethesda doesn't have a retail service to sit on while pretending games they don't release are why they make billions of dollars every year, so they have to make games. Yaos fucked around with this message at 10:48 on May 4, 2015 |
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Wait, is it confirmed that Konami is still doing a thing this year? Holy carp
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Rare announces......(anticipation) "...Perfect Dark Sequel....!" (cheers) "...Kinect!" (crickets)
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A new meme will be born.
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Jake Soo posted:A new meme will be born. Nintendo announces....Wii We! hehehehehehe
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Sony will announce The Order 1887, now with 2x the cutscenes and even less gameplay than last time! Preorder now to receieve an exclusive emoji for gallahad. They will also announce even more child porn games for Vita, and more indie support for playstation plus.
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Microsoft will announce Games with Gold was such a hit, they're going to give you an additional game every month, but raise the cost of Gold by $10.
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DX12 poo poo More lovely services available on your consoles More lovely sequels and remasters of 360/PS3/Nintendo games New gimmicky peripheral announced Nintendo pats itself on the back some more for more of the same unimpressive poo poo Blizzard talks about how they plan to balance korea Valve talks about its hardware poo poo Some surprise that everybody forgets about by christmas. Etc. I probably don't sound very optimistic but E3 has just been a string of lovely commercials and false promises for me for the last 10 years.
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im never upgrading from windows 7. This is my hill i'll die on. Like those weirdos who still run XP in a home environment. that's me, in 15 years, but windows 7. rip micro$kkkhitler
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Capcom announces Super Street Fighter V a year before Street Fighter V even comes out. It will be released 1 year after Street Fighter V and it will fix all the issues people will have with SFV and add some features and characters, but its so much new stuff that it couldn't just release a patch or a DLC. Also, due to the loss of the Marvel license and the popularity of the Sega/Sonic comic, they tease a cel-shaded Sega vs. Capcom fighting game that gets everyone really excited, but they'll never release.
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mind the walrus posted:I'm hoping for some really awkward trainwreck where some people ask questions and get the PR team all in a tizzy, but I doubt anyone has the balls. I know some folks at Konami. They said things are extreeeemely tizzyish at the moment. Looking forward to that one. 
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echronorian posted:"What are some of the highs and lows of E3 so far" lol Did he have a stroke or something or does abusing amphetamines do that to your voice? 
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Indubitable Leg posted:Did he have a stroke or something or does abusing amphetamines do that to your voice? amphetamines dehydrate you like crazy and one of the first places you notice this is a dry/weak voice, and look at his mouth movements. he's gurning so hard it's embarassing. he could be late-stage parkinsons maybe but otherwise you're looking at a lot of speed or cocaine maybe
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Adam would do coke, he's an older guy and probably makes so much money now he doesn't even care most of it's benzocaine these days anyway
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Adam would do coke, he's an older guy and probably makes so much money now he doesn't even care most of it's benzocaine these days anyway
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snt this poo poo in june or something??????
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Rockstar announces the sequel to L.A. Noire with a story spanning 1959 - 1969 Quantic Dream debuts the trailer to Heavy Rain 2 Bethesda reveals that Fallout 4 will be a top-down isometric game with party mechanics similar to Baldur's Gate. The game map spans the entire US West Coast from Southern California to the Canadian border. Agent is given a Christmas release date. I win the lottery & finally touch a girl.
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Someone will be knifed in the bathroom and die on the way to ER.
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Adam Sessler has an aneurysm while demoing the hololens which Microsoft spins into positive press
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Someone will get looked at funny and large amounts of Twitter drama will ensue. Nintendo/Camelot Software Planning announces Golden Sun 4 for 3DS. It will be worse than 3, which was worse than 2, and will end on a massive cliffhanger for a sequel that will never get made.
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fus roh ba
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hoping for a mass nerd suicide
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Broenheim posted:hoping for a mass nerd suicide Half life 3: Episode One Day One edition announced. Early Access and Season pass details to follow.
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a bunch of greasy gross fuckers will put a bunch of words about the declining quality of jackoff fodder in e3 coverage
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SHISHKABOB posted:what does E3 stand for Excrement Cubed
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Konami will cart Hideo Kojima out on stage in restraints like Hannibal Lecter. He will introduce a new trailer for The Phantom Pain with inaudible Japanese. The world will rejoice and forget its many ills, if only for a moment.
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