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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

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Nov 15, 2008

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Nov 15, 2008

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

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psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 01:38 on May 4, 2015

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

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Nov 15, 2008

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Im gonna get a lot of mileage out of that last one.

:dance:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

NotAnArtist posted:

Jim beam is pretty loving horrid though

Its very very bad.

Its a good way to tell if someone is a bitch or not.

Some shots of really lovely liquor will tell you about the discipline and stoicism of your compatriots.

Make a bitch face or moan about the taste; :getout:

Order a cheap shot to test them out. Then if they cut the mustard, start ordering the good stuff.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

NotAnArtist posted:

I've never heard of it either however they sell Bulleitt so I'm good

Bulleitt...

:argh:

loving hipsters.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Whole Internet posted:

I've tried jim beam and no, it is not good for the price. I think I've had better experiences with Evan Williams and Old Granddad, not that those are good either. Sadly you really do get what you pay for with bourbon.

Unless someone knows some magical awesome cheap bourbon I don't know about.

1) Purchase low grade alcohol
2) Purchase Britta Filter Pitcher
3) Run low grade alcohol through pitcher
3b) Use Erlehmeyer Flask, Kjeldahl Bulb, and Graham Condenser to further distill/heat filter liquor. A separate vacuum flask can be purchased for further filtration.
4) Lower alcohols temperature with dry ice
5) Filter again (Using either vacuum flask or britta filter)
6) Consume alcohol

This is how we made rot gut class 6 bottom shelf booze taste a little better.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Charles Bukowski posted:

Couldn't you spend another $5-$10 for a better liquor and save yourself the time, equipment and knowledge on how to do that? How long did that filtration process take you grunts to complete?

Youre talking about a group of people that drank hard booze every single night.

The lab gear paid off.

Room temp filtration was a few minutes per pass. Cold Filter was a lot longer due to the added glycol.

Its like an 1hr long process usually. Plus, we could easily make high proof white lightning too. The monetary savings were pretty drat good too.

Never got caught either.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

WhyteRyce posted:

The vodka craze had hip-hop moguls all pushing out their own label of garbage. Bourbon has Mila Kunis. Bourbon wins.

Does she have her own make yet?

"Shut Up Meg Scotch"

"That 70s Whiskey"

"lovely role as a doctor in that Robin Williams movie Kentucky Bourbon"

"Caramel Machiato Sour Mash"

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