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Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich
walk up to them in park when they walking their dog.

note gender of dog (you may have to sneak up close and squint to determine this)

if it's a boy dog, tell 'em "well, I know your boyfriend here (imply this heavily, head nod and all) is good looking and probably a riot in the sack, but does he really take care of your needs?"

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