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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Who woulf win in a fight between an emo scene guy and a hipster. Serious replies only please

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
emo guy probably has razors to cut with

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
society loses

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
hipster would have eaten more recently and would probasbly have the entergy to move his or her arms

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I need to see experts in both fields wailing on a ballistic gel torso full of fake blood.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Whoever wins we all lose

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The IRA.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
They did have a goth magician fighting monks that one time. Is that close enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikVMXhcjbYc

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Kuato posted:

Whoever wins we all lose

Incorrect. One of them would be dead.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
mujahedin terror fighter vs obama drone bomb

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

GBS poster 'a bay'.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



a bay posted:

woulf woulf woulf woulf woulf woulf woulf woulf woulf woulf woulf

rj54x
Sep 16, 2007
are emo scene kids still a thing, i though they all moved on to EDM and are now in their late 20's working as assistant manager of the local long john silvers

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



emos (if they're even still a thing) average around 15-17 years old whereas hipsters can range anywhere from 18-mid 30's. Age alone dictates that the experienced hipster wins the fight

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
The emu would win because it has long legs and silly wings.

The hippo would die from laughter due to how silly the emu looks.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

rj54x posted:

are emo scene kids still a thing, i though they all moved on to EDM and are now in their late 20's working as assistant manager of the local long john silvers

We're talking about historical peoples.

Zizek says that ironic detachment is what makes a good soldier, so I vote hipster.

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