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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Retail Slave posted:

Just give it right back, Travis. Why the gently caress not?

Never underestimate the Cubs' ability to be the Cubs

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Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Hey Reynolds, you hit dingers in theory yes?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Cubs gonna Cub.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
HAHAHAAHAHA

edit- I'm counting that as a prediction.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
BACK IN THIS BABY!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Never underestimate the Cubs' ability to be the Cubs

You, sir, are a prophet.

One thing that always used to drive me loving crazy under Baker and Pinella is if the Cubs would have a multiple-run inning, you could put money on them giving at least one back right away.

Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.
LMAO cubes

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubs gonna Cub.

I thought this year the Cubs weren't gonna Cub.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Retail Slave posted:

You, sir, are a prophet.

How to be a Cubs prophet:

1. Predict the worst possible thing to happen.
2. Bask in the glory of being right.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

How to be a Cubs prophet:

1. Predict the worst possible thing to happen.
2. Bask in the glory of being right.

That's pretty much how I got kicked off of northsidebaseball.com

It was worth it, though.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Only the Cubs could blow a 5 run lead in the first inning... in the first inning. loving hell.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


I stepped out of the room for a bit and then back in and it's 5-4. Ok.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

SomeMathGuy posted:

Only the Cubs could blow a 5 run lead in the first inning... in the first inning. loving hell.

As a wise man once said, Cubs gonna Cub.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

:captainpop:

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
Maybe the Red Sox are rejecting Margot-for-Hamels because they're holding out for Margot-for-Harang.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Nine runs have occurred in this first inning and I managed to witness exactly none of them.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Carlos Martinez is really trying to dinger here.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Cardinals are gonna get a walk-off win 45-44.

Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.
Can't believe the announcers are missing a chance to talk about a SHUT DOWN INNING

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Oh now the ump has a super-extended strike zone okay.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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RIZZOBOMB :hellyeah:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Rizzo!

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Ready for a 15-10 final baby

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Mike_V posted:

Ready for a 15-10 final baby

Six runs will not win this ballgame

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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That's a pretty brutal error to give Carpenter. That thing was crushed.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Have the Cardinals thought about getting a backup catcher who can hit or are they sticking with the bullpen catcher for another couple years?

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud
Back-to-back triples off of Kershaw? Lmao what

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud
Well, wouldn't be the Brewers if they didn't follow promise with TOOTBLANs

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
What the poo poo blue?

edit- I hope Holliday isn't getting tossed right now.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Interesting strike zone tonight

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Mike_V posted:

Interesting strike zone tonight

Yeah I mean not only is it wrong, its not even remotely consistent.

Green Mind
Aug 5, 2007

Said it's ok...
gently caress yeah Blue Jays

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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poo poo, I think Denorfia pulled something while running to third :ohdear:

Looks like a hamstring.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Well, good thing the bullpen didn't get any work this weekend!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


hell of a catch


E: goddamnit



EE: STFD

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 02:37 on May 5, 2015

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Great hustle by Bryant. I was not expecting him to score.

naginalJJ
Feb 10, 2007

Baby, looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight
I'm still anxiously awaiting the Detwiler meltdown

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Great hustle by Bryant. I was not expecting him to score.

don't worry, junior lake is here

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Prince!


E: not a good AB, Beltre


EE: pathetic, just pathetic

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 02:52 on May 5, 2015

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Nice save, Addison :laugh:

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