Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Whether it's metaphorical, literal, gender determinate or other.

Everyone should want to just destroy a poon.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not a misogynist

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I'm not a misogynist

Check your non gender privilege

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

like with lasers? what are we talkin here

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
The Dickly Dominator approaches

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

NomChompsky posted:

like with lasers? what are we talkin here

Anyway possible. If you are not constantly trying to dominate the female gender, you are just lol wut

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Hell yeah bro, I crush that poo poo.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Grant DaNasty posted:

Hell yeah bro, I crush that poo poo.

:hfive:

Duder know what's up

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
actually, it would seem my libido has returned.

a pussy would be quite choice for the exercise of my dominionm though i must admit i can go weeks without such a need. i blame the gmo soy protein added to everything affordably meat.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gonna go murder some cats right now actually ill pm you some pics later op

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

soy posted:

Gonna go murder some cats right now actually ill pm you some pics later op

please keep it worksafe!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you ever take a vagina over luscious man rear end

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a bone to pick posted:

lol if you ever take a vagina over luscious man rear end

Dominating pussy is dominating a pussy duder

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

a bone to pick posted:

lol if you ever take a vagina over luscious man rear end

lol if you ever take a man rear end over luscious vagina

as a ninja, i can use your authoritative tone to convince people to do the opposite!

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Izumi Konata posted:

please keep it worksafe!

Do you work at a cat butchery? Lucky!

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

I'm gonna make that pussy my bitch! I have a primal urge to just do all kinds of things to pussies, things as well as stuff, ama

Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011
I'm gay.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

soy posted:

Do you work at a cat butchery? Lucky!

no, but i should work out. i need some advice. what exercises will make women easier to talk to?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Izumi Konata posted:

no, but i should work out. i need some advice. what exercises will make women easier to talk to?

Bank account curls.

Muscle car squat thrust

woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I'm not a misogynist

You notta massagin' anything, sounds like

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

like a bull to the cape, so am i to the gash.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Just did like 20 mins ago. Was p awesome and her cheeks are sore. :smugdog:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I was going to but then she was like hey go put on a condom after I stuck it in but then I was like no it's not worth it because it sucks then and she was like well im going to go take a shower then whatever

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Joeycat knows that Im in charge.

Ive dominated my pussy.

And my cat.

:iamafag:!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:hfive:

knows what's Up

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i beat the pussy up lol song reference

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
have you seen my poosay?

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
Why do you have to be so destructive and negative when describing the sex act. I don't want to destroy I want to create a beautiful moment with her vaginer.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

psyopmonkey posted:

Joeycat knows that Im in charge.

Ive dominated my pussy.

And my cat.

:iamafag:!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!

go on

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Ey bitch, ima beat dat pussy up...

Waitill you see my dick, oh

Waitll you see my dick, oh

beat dat pussy up, beat dat, beat dat, beat dat pussy up

Watill you see my dick...

*Jet Li fighting french guys or some kinda eurotrash with a eurohooker in tow

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

99 Headmates posted:

Why do you have to be so destructive and negative when describing the sex act. I don't want to destroy I want to create a beautiful moment with her vaginer.

Fuckin gay...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Fuckin gay...

Lol owned

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

EYO IMA NURTURE THAT PUSSY TILL IT GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND FINISH IT GED

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I kill the pussy and mount it on my wall

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I talk to dat pussy and tell it what I think about investing in real estate near downtown Detroit.

Get some indian food down the street with dat pussy.

Then, I never go on a date with dat pussy again.

Dat pussy had cute hair though.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

fyodor posted:

EYO IMA NURTURE THAT PUSSY TILL IT GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND FINISH IT GED

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
the guy who posts like a pussy wants to destroy pussies

makes u think

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii putthepussyinasarcophagus

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
The Pussy Gives You Power

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I like to destroy mens testicles

  • Locked thread