Just beggin' for the D (I <3 Cum)

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Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

voted √(of a prime number) just to break the forums again

# ? May 6, 2015 05:48

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# ? May 9, 2024 06:13

-Misfit-: Apr 20, 2005; I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 6, 2015 05:55

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

I've never actually rated a thread before. Time to start.

Geoff Zahn posted:

e: "That was a really good vote." I knew it!

# ? May 6, 2015 06:59

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 6, 2015 07:01

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Geoff Zahn posted:

fist me
my angel
my anus is
in bliss

and when
you pull out
i might just make a
sound like this
[voted 1]

when you fist me
i won't make a mess
i'll feel just like Lamb Chop
with your fist up my dress

# ? May 6, 2015 07:55

Fake James: Aug 18, 2005; Y'all got any more of that plastic?; Buglord

Machai posted:

This one is better

# ? May 6, 2015 16:46

AphexMandelbrot: Mar 31, 2002; <img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-aphexmandelbrot.jpg" /><br />Subject to change.

# ? May 24, 2015 20:06

Hypha: Sep 13, 2008

Doing the needful.

# ? May 24, 2015 20:16

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 21:05

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 22:02

Ville Valo: Sep 17, 2004; I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 22:06

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 22:13

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 22:32

POKEMAN SAM: Jul 8, 2004

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 22:51

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 23:25

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 23:26

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 23:27

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 23:27

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

delete all posts including this one that doesn't emptyquote that picture and goldmine

# ? May 24, 2015 23:27

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 23:29

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 23:40

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 24, 2015 23:54

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

Geoff Zahn posted:

I assume you are all voting accordingly...

# ? May 24, 2015 23:56

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 25, 2015 00:35

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Geoff Zahn posted:

# ? May 25, 2015 00:42

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.