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Smellbound posted:gender swap everything Nah bro. That would get expensive.
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Sailor Moon wearing pants.
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Germstore posted:I always assumed Mystique's white dress was part of her in the same way any clothes are part of her when she's shape shifted into somewhere wearing clothes. I always assumed Mystique's "shape shifting" abilities were Psychic/telekinetic, and not like actual cellular movement. Actually, I assumed all mutant powers were psychic/telekinetic in origin and just manifested themselves in ways that were unique to the individuals (except for the ones with very obvious physical differences like Callisto's Morlocks) because otherwise this whole "next step in evolution" stuff makes absolutely no sense. I mean, what do a guy who can shoot beams out of his eyes and a guy who can turn his skin into steel have in common other than being different? Not really a stable genetic platform for a new sub-species. Moridin920 posted:I haven't seen it yet I was just judging based on previous movies. You know this was also the first Iron Man, right? Almost every car in the thing is an Audi. Tony has the hardtop R8, Pepper has an S5, Iron Man picks up a Q5 with a soccer mom and her kids in it, then she runs him over after he sets her down. In fact, a lack of Audi and AC/DC is one of the many things that really hurt Iron Man 3. Having said that, I did laugh at the Brand New, Clean, American Spec Audi A3 Convertible sedan in some Eastern European war zone poo poo-hole somewhere.
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May 7, 2015 00:54
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psyopmonkey posted:No. Missed Opportunity by not having Tina Fey be Loki
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Dyna Soar posted:as well as twilight zone and outer limits. all rule but i really want to see a decently budgeted adaptation of weird horror, be it lovecraft or machen or anyone from that era. I don't know about decently budgeted, but Reanimator and From Beyond loving OWN.
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i literally CANT watch movies with product placement. if i wanted to see commercials id watch the gat dang TV!!!!!!
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The Taint Reaper posted:Missed Opportunity by not having Tina Fey be Loki That might actually work. Tina Fey impersonating Palin playing Loki. Dyna Soar posted:as well as twilight zone and outer limits. all rule but i really want to see a decently budgeted adaptation of weird horror, be it lovecraft or machen or anyone from that era. I was thinking about it and I would like to see a Cohen Brothers take on Lovecraft/Cosmic Horror. I have no idea how it would turn out but it would definitely be interesting. Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 01:10 on May 7, 2015 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Missed Opportunity by not having Tina Fey be Loki Robin Wright as Iron Woman IMO
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May 7, 2015 01:08
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scarjo was pregnant during filming so black widow doesn't do much poo poo. feminists are mad about black widow not doing much during the film. feminists are mad that scarjo was pregnant
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May 7, 2015 01:24
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Feminists are mad. We get it. Angry fat white chicks with stupid colored hair.
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May 7, 2015 01:25
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argondamn posted:scarjo was pregnant during filming so black widow doesn't do much poo poo. A true, professional method actor would have got an abortion and used any emotional fallout in her performance in this possiblly oscar-winning film.
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May 7, 2015 01:26
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Eat her rear end, please
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May 7, 2015 01:27
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yo how big is the hulk's dilz? taking that has got to be a super power
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May 7, 2015 01:31
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FogHelmut posted:yo how big is the hulk's dilz? taking that has got to be a super power  http://i.imgur.com/EAcTwed.gif
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the only previous Hulk porn ive seen starred Chyna and it was a bit intimidating
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May 7, 2015 01:42
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The black widow standalone movie was really good, I was surprised they didn't even have her in costume though. Also since when is she an oil slick monster who eats people in Scotland??
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May 7, 2015 01:47
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pretty sure i saw that gif long before avengers 2 came out so nice call on black widow being that kind of girl or is that rape
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argondamn posted:pretty sure i saw that gif long before avengers 2 came out so nice call on black widow being that kind of girl and why is it in the butt if she can't get pregnant anyway, makes you think
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hulk, its me, tim, I'm ready to eat some rear end, send those cheeks my way
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May 7, 2015 02:37
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This is what came to mind during Avengers 2. Inspiration, or Early Leak?
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May 7, 2015 02:42
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Black Widow jumped and kicked plenty in the latest film and in the Winter Soldier there was a camera permanently attached to her skin tight leather rear end as she flexed and gyrated baddies to death. Main characters in Age of Ultron in order of screen time and importance: Ironman, Hulk, Ultron, Cap, Scarlett Johanssen, Bowman, Thor's Hammer, The Twins, Thor, that shoehorned into the film Korean Dr
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May 7, 2015 02:43
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second time I've seen this, still makes me laugh
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My Q-Face posted:This is what came to mind during Avengers 2. Inspiration, or Early Leak? you know what's gonna be leaking?
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May 7, 2015 03:46
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if one more fucker awkwardly talks to me about green lantern because my shirt says dc on it im gonna wedgie him til hes bowlegged
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Necros posted:if one more fucker awkwardly talks to me about green lantern because my shirt says dc on it im gonna wedgie him til hes bowlegged Dc shirt eh? Nice...you like Green Lantern? Hes p cool
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Necros posted:if one more fucker awkwardly talks to me about green lantern because my shirt says dc on it im gonna wedgie him til hes bowlegged
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My Q-Face posted:I always assumed Mystique's "shape shifting" abilities were Psychic/telekinetic, and not like actual cellular movement. A Mutant is someone with the X-Gene. All their powers are the result of that single gene. It manifests differently in all of them because it's a super-science genetics experiment done on humanity thousands of years ago by space gods.
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quakster posted:you wear pictures on your clothing because you identify as a member of a specific culture. quit doin' it if you don't wanna DC is also a shoe company that makes poo poo for people who skateboard, etc. Nerd.
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Hobohemian posted:DC is also a shoe company that makes poo poo for people who skateboard, etc. Nerd. Goon who wears a shoe company logo on his shirt: drat dirty nerds, get off my chest! 
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blainestereo posted:Goon who wears a shoe company logo on his shirt: drat dirty nerds, get off my chest! my mom gets my shirts from target so they all have dc or minions on them
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argondamn posted:you know what's gonna be leaking? The madder Hulk gets, the harder Hulk gets!
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May 7, 2015 06:49
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Neither the hulk nor superman could ever have sex with a normal woman. They have to go gay together, it is the only way. Or maybe Tony could make a bustin-hulk sex bot.
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Universe Master posted:Neither the hulk nor superman could ever have sex with a normal woman. Superman has control over muscles that are involuntary in humans, that dumb internet post about how he couldn't have sex is wrong. Plus, even if he didn't have that precise muscle control, red-light bedroom, kryptonite condom, he could make it happen.
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boom boom boom posted:Superman has control over muscles that are involuntary in humans, that dumb internet post about how he couldn't have sex is wrong. Looks like someone has never been on the clean-up crew after ones of supermans whore-binges. You never quite get used to the shotgun splatter of brains mixed with ungodly amounts of kryptonian semen lining the walls.
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Universe Master posted:Neither the hulk nor superman could ever have sex with a normal woman. There's literally a gatefold spread of them doing a Cleveland Steamer together in the Amalgam series but even that didn't make those comics worth reading.
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boom boom boom posted:Superman has control over muscles that are involuntary in humans, that dumb internet post about how he couldn't have sex is wrong. Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue Paper predates the internet. By a Lot.
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