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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Tom Brady, among others, knowingly deflated their balls according to a report released today

The balls were reportedly deflated to improve their performance during manly activities

More news on deflated balls to come



edit: balls

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I deflated my balls...


Into your mom :smug:

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

I deflated my balls...


Into your mom :smug:

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

sports



sports

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
why did they cheat when they were gonna win that game anyway? is it because tom brady is a degenerate? or is it a calculated inside job false flag take down of the cryptojewish National Fag-Conversion League

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

why did they cheat when they were gonna win that game anyway? is it because tom brady is a degenerate? or is it a calculated inside job false flag take down of the cryptojewish National Fag-Conversion League

why did you post this? is it because you dumb? or is it because you gay?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

this thread keeps making me think about testicles for some reason. am i gay?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Hey baby, want to make like the Pats and deflate some balls?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
somehow i know the secrets are hidden on Hillary Clinton's private email server

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Went to a bar earlier wish the blonde with huge tits and no waist would deflate my balls :(

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

ROFLburger posted:

fukk off idiot

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
ballghazi

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
porn stars do a lot of things for the sake of their art, op

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

quakster posted:

porn stars do a lot of things for the sake of their art, op

Fart on their art

cum on their glasses

poop before you shart

cum on their asses

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




lol but when you do it to women that's called ABUSE

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
you would be letting your fans down if you didn't try to skirt the rules at every available opportunity - it's what any good sportsman would do

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Tom would like you to know that soaking your balls is still acceptable

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
haha someone's job was to write a 139 page report about deflated footballs - I'm sure that guy is pleased that his writing career has taken off

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

haha someone's job was to write a 139 page report about deflated footballs - I'm sure that guy is pleased that his writing career has taken off

My wife said the same thing "How is there 139 pages on this".

Edit: I'm sure it's like a 6th grade report where you put in giant rear end overpixelated pictures of deflated balls taking up entire pages or spreads even.

/Edit. Also Go pats gently caress the haters.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Thingyman posted:

this thread keeps making me think about testicles for some reason. am i gay?

My balls annoy me much of the time and sometimes I imagine what its like to not have balls is that weird?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
tom brady's balls are clearly emaciated and lacking volume and you can read him admitting it in these text messages (photos below) - now onto this football stuff!!

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

tom brady's balls are clearly emaciated and lacking volume and you can read him admitting it in these text messages (photos below) - now onto this football stuff!!

With a wife like his, who's balls wouldn't be deflated constantly

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

IVE GOT BALLS OF SLTEEL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

yessir, old rear end poo poo but good rear end poo poo

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
https://youtu.be/nN544pvWIhA haha he took that woman's voice and made it into a soundboard DO NOT MISS THE SEQUEL

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