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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Holy poo poo that's great!

Meanwhile, I couldn't decide if I like blue or grey better


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Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

maybe if he stopped stealing all those hamburgers he'd be less fat

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

nice

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

55555

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Creepy Hamrapist? Why not.
Their last mascot looked like a serial killer.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

somebody with the chops needs to add him into the last shot of the new true detective trailer

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
They gotta photoshop him in with Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

lol

CaptainFish
Mar 31, 2011

It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Retail Slave posted:

So in a nostalgia move, McDonalds has "re-invented" the classic Hamburglar. Instead of a moon-faced petty thief who loves lovely hamburgers, he's now a scruffy man wearing a Lone Ranger mask who could pass for WWE Superstar Christian.

Here is the new Hamburglar in all his creepy goodness:



"Call the police and I'll kill you."

McDonalds finally got tired of the poo poo, and hired somebody to 'take care' of the King.

... awaiting more gritty reboots of McDonalds characters. I hope the next is a Chtulu inspired Grimmace.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Blue Raider posted:

somebody with the chops needs to add him into the last shot of the new true detective trailer

Nelson Mandela
Jun 4, 2007

SO SHINY
SO CHROME

Blue Raider posted:

somebody with the chops needs to add him into the last shot of the new true detective trailer



Edit: gently caress!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Is it just me or is the Hamburgler now more menacing than the entire lineup of the Suicide Squad movie?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006



Nelson Mandela posted:



Edit: gently caress!

lol

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Solid loving gold.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Holy living gently caress

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

goddamn

Zaeryth
Dec 14, 2014
This man has clearly done time, great role model!!!

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



Did someone mention a grapist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZoiJM1vlfc

Kavak fucked around with this message at 04:53 on May 8, 2015

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Aw gently caress, he's got a bomb!

naem
May 29, 2011


:stare:

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007

The original hamburglar was more likely to rape than the new one. He was a scary looking old man who creepily mumbled and chased kids trying to steal their anus hamburgers

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Original Ronald isn't much better. It always seemed off to me. I think it's the cup on the nose.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Pubic Lair posted:

The original hamburglar was more likely to rape than the new one. He was a scary looking old man who creepily mumbled and chased kids trying to steal their anus hamburgers

"Please stop chasing me! I gave you my burgers. You have them all!"

"Not the ones in your butthole, kid."

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

When do I get my Grape Whistle?

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

ThaGrandCow posted:

Original Ronald isn't much better. It always seemed off to me. I think it's the cup on the nose.



prob because he was portrayed by Willard Scott, much beloved real life crazy-person

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

"Hey folks! Try the new and improved McD burger, now with fresher ingredients! Trust me... I'd never eat anything over two years old!"

troubled teen posted:

maybe if he stopped stealing all those hamburgers he'd be less fat

He prefers the kids meals

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

ThaGrandCow posted:

Original Ronald isn't much better. It always seemed off to me. I think it's the cup on the nose.



multiple fry nipples

Gonzo the Eggman
Apr 15, 2010

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.



Gonzo the Eggman fucked around with this message at 07:56 on May 8, 2015

Medium Chungus
Feb 19, 2012

lol

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007


I live under a rock, who is this??

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mido posted:

I live under a rock, who is this??

Aatrek, literal pedophile mod of SA

e: actually he's a literal child rapist mod, come to think of it

Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 08:43 on May 8, 2015

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
He also liked Star Trek Voyager apparently.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

lordoftheT posted:

He also liked Star Trek Voyager apparently.

Pedos love Star Trek.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

lordoftheT posted:

He also liked Star Trek Voyager apparently.

Much like how chainsmoking is a symptom of schizophrenia, pedos almost universally the Trek

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ANGRYGREEK
May 3, 2007

If you meet the Storm Spirit on the lane, gank him.

This is awesome. Needs more tats, though - "I'm loving it" in different languages, like in europe, plastered all over his body

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