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Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
A heartwarming photo recently surfaced online of an elderly man eating all by himself at In-N-Out Burger. What’s unusual about him is that he had an old faded photo of him and his wife, who had passed away years ago, propped up on the table.



It’s not the first time he has been spotted doing this. (https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2k6hy8/old_man_eating_by_himself_at_in_n_out_with_a/)



Here’s what the person that took the photo says:

“I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I thought maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied ‘I am. Crazy in love’. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.

He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.

Some inspiring things he said;

‘I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love.’

‘I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates.’

‘People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it.’

‘Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?'”

Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Last time I tried to talk to a lonely old man he reached out to fondle my junk.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
One of the oldest scams in the book. I do this poo poo too at waffle house, people buy it everytime

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
This guy is probably just senile.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

ChrisHansen posted:

This guy is probably just senile.

dude beat his wife like a bongo every day

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Recently? This thing has been around for a long time. In fact it's been so long that it wouldn't surprise me if the guy has long been dead himself.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
A heartwarming op

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Last time I tried to talk to a lonely old man he reached out to fondle my junk.

all the more reason

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
thank you mr skeltal

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
thanks op now I don't have to read the emails from grandma

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Mad Monk posted:

Recently? This thing has been around for a long time. In fact it's been so long that it wouldn't surprise me if the guy has long been dead himself.

He was dead the whole time. Most In N Out's are haunted.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
this elderly man carries a photo of his wife to nut out

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
"I wish these fuckin weirdos would stop taking my picture when I eat"

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Darth123123 posted:

"I wish these fuckin weirdos would stop taking my picture when I eat"

"Can you believe this poo poo, Agnes?" *mashes fry into photo frame*

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Wait did he get the fries? The fries are just terrible..

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
hes the one upper decking the restroom

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

this elderly man carries a photo of his wife to nut on

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Literally all of these stories are fake and are meant to accrue likes/favs for the person posting them, just fyi.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
and his wives name was Albert Einstein.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I hope I die before I get old

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
i'm so fansy

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Literally all of these stories are fake and are meant to accrue likes/favs for the person posting them, just fyi.

That's pretty elaborate to hire this dude to go sit at a restaurant with different pictures of the same woman so the poster could get a photo, and then make up a story.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
His wife was a vegetarian. He spits on her grave.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
has anyone said five guys burgerts and fries itt (in this thread) yet? LOL!!!

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
He brutally murdered her decades ago, and part of his parole is that he must carry a picture of her with him everywhere to remind him of the heinous crime he committed.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



You guys have no souls

That story brought a tear to my eye

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Hobohemian posted:

That's pretty elaborate to hire this dude to go sit at a restaurant with different pictures of the same woman so the poster could get a photo, and then make up a story.

maybe the old guy is the poster of the op, while also being the guy in the op.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Kill all olds. No one over 65 can vote because it's not their future.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Windows 98 posted:

Kill all olds. No one over 65 can vote because it's not their future.

you can use a shovel, to kill them, as you have done before, in your past.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
more like GAYEST generation

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

"He grabbed my quarter pounder and knocked her down as he ran out.

She never got up.

The hamburgler stole more than my hamburger that day. He stole my reason to live."

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
eating there is the closest thing he gets to the ol' in-and-out now that she's gone

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Don't worry, if you reply to me in any thread, you get 100% of your Recommended Daily Allowance of Talking to Old People.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

all that old man needs is a fleshlight shaped like Marilyn Chambers' pussy

fix that man up jfc

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Check out Fansy, single-handedly raising the level of discourse in GBS. :allears:

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I tried doing this to get the senior discount and they didn't buy it!

It was at Five Guys though, we don't have In n Out in my state.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Beef Turret posted:

I hope I die before I get old

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
How come no one talks to me when I dine with my photo of Kigome from my favorite anime

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

genesplicer posted:

Don't worry, if you reply to me in any thread, you get 100% of your Recommended Daily Allowance of Talking to Old People.

tell me how it was before computers, grandpa~

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I hope cyborgs are a thing before I get old.

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Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




and that womans name was albert einstein

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