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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

I read all of this and you should too.

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Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
get too horny without oh hell i just wear nothing and get hornie

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Even in a cold room, I sweat far too much at night to sleep naked.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Because I hate when my giant dong flops around.

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015
I have a great rear end and my cellmate is 250lb member of MS-13.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
install a hook next to your bed

hang a bath robe from it

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

If I sleep naked then my monster dong gets tangled up in the sheets.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
if you sleep naked I would assume you have to wash your sheets more than every six months or so.

unless you sleep in really dirty clothes.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I'm a girl and my grandmother would always tell me in Spanish that if you went into a river without panties there was a bug that entered your vagina and I always was weird about that. I'd be nervous something entered me. But my tits? Free for all

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


goddamn that brings me back. i had that issue.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Good question. I prefer to wear underwear in the home because I've been poisoned by society.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Because you'll have a bed full of pubes if you don't want to change your sheets all the time. Depending on the color of your sheets pubes can be a big turn off.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Ramsus posted:

Because you'll have a bed full of pubes if you don't want to change your sheets all the time. Depending on the color of your sheets pubes can be a big turn off.

I'm no doctor but I think you have an illness.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Lol if you don't hump a pillow.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Your mom sleeps naked with me, OP.

Hydrogen_Otter
May 1, 2003

TheChad posted:

Just don't piss/poo poo urself while ur sleeping and it ends up as a net gain

Not always that easy check your privilege

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I'm a girl and my grandmother would always tell me in Spanish that if you went into a river without panties there was a bug that entered your vagina and I always was weird about that. I'd be nervous something entered me. But my tits? Free for all

I too worry about spiders crawling into my hole as I sleep.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the main thing im gleaning from this thread is that a lot of people rarely wash their bed linens

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Zippy the Bummer posted:

the main thing im gleaning from this thread is that a lot of people rarely wash their bed linens

i thought goons slept on a bare mattress on the floor

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
I don't like the way my balls droop without underwear sleeping on side

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
lotta ball droop complainers itt

make better friends w your scrote

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zippy the Bummer posted:

lotta ball droop complainers itt

make better friends w your scrote

Age makes fools of us all.

Arzakon
Nov 24, 2002

"I hereby retire from Mafia"
Please turbo me if you catch me in a game.

Ramsus posted:

Because you'll have a bed full of pubes if you don't want to change your sheets all the time. Depending on the color of your sheets pubes can be a big turn off.

Its 2015 who the gently caress has pubes?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Arzakon posted:

Its 2015 who the gently caress has pubes?

im a 31 year old man and men didn't shave their pubes to look like preteens when i was developing my hygiene habits

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

jarofpiss posted:

im a 31 year old man and men didn't shave their pubes to look like preteens when i was developing my hygiene habits

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

diabeetz posted:

if you sleep naked I would assume you have to wash your sheets more than every six months or so.

unless you sleep in really dirty clothes.

i don't mean to be rude but you should probably wash your sheets more than you do

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jarofpiss posted:

im a 31 year old man and men didn't shave their pubes to look like preteens when i was developing my hygiene habits

I agree with you on principle. Some chick dig it. :shrug:

Hey man, whatever I can do to WOULD more is, within limits, cool with me.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

jarofpiss posted:

im a 31 year old man and men didn't shave their pubes to look like preteens when i was developing my hygiene habits

I am also 31 but don't have much body hair and also shave my pubes. But a lot of people are really hairy and it's not just around their groin.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i mean whatever floats your boat dudes but i still feel like i'm from a time when men grew hair places other than their faces

Arzakon
Nov 24, 2002

"I hereby retire from Mafia"
Please turbo me if you catch me in a game.

jarofpiss posted:

im a 31 year old man and men didn't shave their pubes to look like preteens when i was developing my hygiene habits

32 and none of us lived in the 70s trim that poo poo up you hairy motherfuckers leaving pubes all over the toilet seat at work

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
not being able to grow body hair is one thing but i have no respect for men who scrape their bod hair off entirely in order to look like the hairless twink fucktoys one might expect to find in the salons of ancient greece where they would jubilantly cater to the perverse whims of greybeard pederasts


that a bit off topic tho

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

it's your biological imperative to leave a trail of pubes everywhere you go so babes can follow your scent back to your pad to get the sweet loving they crave

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Arzakon posted:

32 and none of us lived in the 70s trim that poo poo up you hairy motherfuckers leaving pubes all over the toilet seat at work

i cultivate a bush so large women are astonished i don't wear a coke spoon on a gold chain

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jarofpiss posted:

i cultivate a bush so large women are astonished i don't wear a coke spoon on a gold chain


:(

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



diabeetz posted:

I too worry about spiders crawling into my hole as I sleep.

I've had dreams about spiders crawling on me, maybe they really are?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

being nude is comfortable and all, but sometimes it feels good to be cozy in bed and some light clothing gently hugging you to sleep can be just the thing you need after a glass of warm malk

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

diabeetz posted:

if you sleep naked I would assume you have to wash your sheets more than every six months or so.

unless you sleep in really dirty clothes.

wash your sheets man.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

If you don't wash your sheets every couple of weeks you're loving gross just sayin

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
clean sheets are extremely satisfying

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

clean sheets are extremely satisfying

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