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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > why would you ever not sleep naked
 
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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

What if there's a fire and you have to run out of your apartment naked. What if the police break down your door for some reason and there you are, red and naked and helpless as the day you wre born
Because you'll be all prepared when any sexy firefighters or police show up.

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Portals posted:

underpants are crucial esp. if your bits have a chance of leaking blood all over your bedsheets
I shove a cork up my vag and it's all good to go. Nude sleeper for life :mad:

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