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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
...So decrees Kevin Spacey vis a vis this E*Trade commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-F--E-9xGE

Any questions?

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
thanks 4 the update op
shaving my berad now.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Oberleutnant posted:

thanks 4 the update op
shaving my berad now.

Your GBS bros are looking out for you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Beardbrand 1 month ago
Yo +E*TRADE if beg to differ that beards are a trend. We are at the end of a shaving fad and back to the normal.
Reply · 5

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




what about neckbeards

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
how about a good ole tom selleck

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
mustaches will never go out of style. from wispy douchebrands to award-winning showpieces, mustaches are always appropriate.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
gently caress man i just bought a bunch of new waxing products for my handlebar from my shave club. tell me that's still ok?

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
shaved a few days ago, sounds like i dodged a bullet

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

...So decrees Kevin Spacey vis a vis this E*Trade commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-F--E-9xGE

Any questions?

actually OP you misunderstood the president, he was advising the woman he is speaking to to grow a beard herself

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

I agree beards have gotten annoying but I've worn one for long enough it'll be a "thing" when I shave it and that's too tiring for me so I think I'll just wear it forever

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

SerSpook posted:

what about neckbeards

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

I agree beards have gotten annoying but I've worn one for long enough it'll be a "thing" when I shave it and that's too tiring for me so I think I'll just wear it forever

Just do it in the summer and say your face got too hot imo

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
I take all of my fashion cues from e-trade commericals

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

SerSpook posted:

what about neckbeards

Those are a timeless classic, immune to the vicissitudes of fashion trends

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The problem with beards is that for every nicely groomed beard, there are nine obese, camo-wearing douches that get all their fashion tips from duck dynasty.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
neckbeard is a state of being not something simply "worn"

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I don't believe this. Kurt Russel cannot be wrong.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I'm glad beards are out because every twink human being out there grows one and somehow it makes them into a manly man

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
so you'll be breaking up with your girlfriend, huh op?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
this lumberjack agrees


the new hotness is stubble

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Blazing Zero posted:

this lumberjack agrees


the new hotness is stubble

lol if you dont have a perpetual 5 o clock shadow

i hate everything
Oct 15, 2010
Im even uglier without a beard though...

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dude has more bulge over his waste than under

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i hate everything posted:

Im even uglier without a beard though...
goons gotta hide that double/triple chin somehow

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

gary oldmans diary posted:

dude has more bulge over his waste than under

gotta carb up to get gains breh

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

dude has more bulge over his waste than under

0 girls care about this when your arms and face look like that

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YehOfHRrkIY

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

0 girls care about this when your arms and face look like that
fat unmuscular unconditioned arms and face like a retarded cousin guest star on king of queens

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
there's a lot of things i take from kevin spacey but beard advice is not one

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
if you think that lumber jack dude doesnt get as much pussy or cock as he wants i dunno what to tell you other than you know dick about poo poo.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

gary oldmans diary posted:

fat unmuscular unconditioned arms and face like a retarded cousin guest star on king of queens

lot of judgemental words coming from a faceless gbs slob. post your pale flesh, goonsire

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Blazing Zero posted:

lot of judgemental words coming from a faceless gbs slob. post your pale flesh, goonsire
the guy in the picture is you isnt it

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
I'm glad that clean shaven sociopathic boomers and female salon writers in their late 30s are finally turning their attention to the greatest problem: Beards.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

gary oldmans diary posted:

the guy in the picture is you isnt it

yeah its me

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Beards are for queers

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
youre not without hope

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

every day I'm praying that mustaches make a comeback one day. I wanna wear one unironically. wearing mustaches, that's truly the life of kings.

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