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dominant hand / hand you mbate with
right hand dominant / masturbate with right hand
right hand dominant / masturbate with left hand
left hand dominant / masturbate with right hand
left hand dominant / masturbate with left hand
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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

im dominant with my masturbation hand

typical, make a wildly popular parody thread and someone goes and pretends all the hard work was their own

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

potee posted:

i'm right handed but i bat, golf, and crank it lefty

i think there's something wrong with me

same

i think writing & brushing my teeth are the only things i do right-handed, so it feels weird to call it my dominant hand anyway

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Nope I use the other.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
wrap a rubberband real tight around the wrist of your non dominant hand for a secret surprise!

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
you guys ever just feel bored with masturbation?

im getting that way

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

these numbers are confusing...is the left hand just better for everyone?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
with op's mom's dominate hand

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

RaceBannon posted:

you guys ever just feel bored with masturbation?

im getting that way

yeah i started using a d100 table to roll for what id whack it to each day just to switch things up

e: ah, today is girls with wisconsin accents + dp, excellent

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Khorne posted:

Get owned righties. Most left handed people use the mouse with their right hand freeing up the ol dominant hand.

AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014
I wonder why it is this way. Do you guys also use j/o hand for peeing??

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015
Yes.

I jerk the other guy off with my left hand simultaneously.

It's about giving and not being selfish.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I feel like Zach Anner is jerking me off when I try to use my left hand

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015
I also like a foot job by Oscar Pistorius.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Double hand is pretty nice when you can spare both hands.

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015
I nod out after shooting up, pass out so my arm loses all circulation, therefore rendering the tissue dead, duct tape the necrotic hand to my cock, bounce up and down and get off that way.

I call it the Crackhead Rubhouse.

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe

Nickelback Concert posted:

I nod out after shooting up, pass out so my arm loses all circulation, therefore rendering the tissue dead, duct tape the necrotic hand to my cock, bounce up and down and get off that way.

I call it the Crackhead Rubhouse.

the Guts of jerkin'

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I have to use both hands

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Nope.

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