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dominant hand / hand you mbate with
right hand dominant / masturbate with right hand
right hand dominant / masturbate with left hand
left hand dominant / masturbate with right hand
left hand dominant / masturbate with left hand
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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

sorry for a serious thread in GBS, i know how much those are reviled, but i'm genuinely curious b/c i'm right handed but i spank it with my left hand

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Touch my gross dick?! hell no what the gently caress

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



i make women touch my dick instead

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Tubesock Holocaust posted:

i make women touch my dick instead

look at mr. fancy here

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

my right hand is stronger so I use that one to cut off the blood flow to my left hand, making it feel like someone else is jerking me off.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
Option 2

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!
I can't use a computer mouse with my left hand..

And women say we can't multitask. Nonsense.

AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014
hooray im normal so far. good thread op.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
why else would it be dominant

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
remember the machine at the beginning of peewee's big adventure? i use something like that.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I'm left handed and learned to use a mouse and everything right handed so of course doing The Stranger is out of the question for porn fapping. I do this with a lot of things so i'm more ambidextrous anyway I jerk it with my left hand which you wanted to know for some reason. my left hand has more cum stains than my right by some huge ratio. I hope this information was useful.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Mooseykins posted:

I can't use a computer mouse with my left hand...

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

hemophilia posted:

I'm left handed and learned to use a mouse and everything right handed so of course doing The Stranger is out of the question for porn fapping. I do this with a lot of things so i'm more ambidextrous anyway I jerk it with my left hand which you wanted to know for some reason. my left hand has more cum stains than my right by some huge ratio. I hope this information was useful.

how exactly is the mouse involved in you masturbating

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May 27, 2004



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non-dominant hand, overhand grip = proest of cums

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I pos my own neg hole

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


dog buttz posted:

how exactly is the mouse involved in you masturbating

multi-tasking

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

dog buttz posted:

how exactly is the mouse involved in you masturbating

you have to hold it in until you get to the right moment of the right video and your brain goes "hmm ok, this is the part where u should jizz"

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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dog buttz posted:

how exactly is the mouse involved in you masturbating

I lined up like 12 videos at once and just skip to the good parts of each. Sorry but I don't care about your pre and post sex interview with some dumb bimbo.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
And by good parts of each I mean when they start barfing on each other

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


sometimes i look at pictures and i like to cycle through them, mouse clicks. sometimes i go into a video blind and i get bored of it or it gets weird and i need to change to a new vid without losing my rhythm. How is this confusing?

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Get owned righties. Most left handed people use the mouse with their right hand freeing up the ol dominant hand.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 16:55 on May 9, 2015

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Windows 98 posted:

Sorry but I don't care about your pre and post sex interview with some dumb bimbo.

Exactly this. Like putting in a whole story? I don't have time for this bullshit, i'm not trying to impress anyone.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
genuinely surprised at how normal i am

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

dog buttz posted:

how exactly is the mouse involved in you masturbating

Cameramen insist on loving talking

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
1 in 4 of you use your right hand?1 What the crap? Think about how many times in your life you have shaken hands with someone, a quarter of those times you were touching a jizzy wank hand. Ugh. That's probably how you catch the gay you know, touching another man's wank hand with your wank hand makes you jizz brothers.

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Seriously gently caress you if you wank with your right hand you loving scumbag

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

this poll is extremely validating, it feels good knowing that i am normal and not a freak

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Just use your mind

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
gently caress you if you aren't a switch hitter.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
talking about wanking etiquette ITT

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Yes, I masturbate with your dominant hand.

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
switch hittin should be an option

now i'm questioning my relationship with my weiner op

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Of course I use my dominant hand, my left hand has no clue what it's doing

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I have to, my submissive hand is tied up.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I need both hands

cuz of my giant dik

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
tbh its inefficient if your fapping hand and your mouse using hand are under the same designation.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i broke my right wrist when i was 12 and had to learn to jerk off with my left hand while i was in a cast, since then i just use whichever hand is closest to my nards, probably 55 left 45 right

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
I masturbate with you r mom's hands. all of them. all of your moms

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
no im ambisextrous

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
i do not masturbate because it is morally wrong

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