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I just wanted to say that you have all done a fantastic job and without all of your hard work this would not have gone so well. Everyone here has put forth a great effort to make sure this change has gone as smoothly as possible. *Continues jerking off self and felating customer for 30 minutes*
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Who came first, project manager or customer?
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May 12, 2015 04:46
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The sales rep.
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May 12, 2015 04:48
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Anyone who has any idea what this thread means is a loser
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May 12, 2015 04:53
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o this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRop_FOuws
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May 12, 2015 05:00
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"Hey guys, I know its been a hard push for this project and you guys have been working a lot of long hours. I just really wanted to say thank you and keep up the good work." - Dumb gently caress PM who caused a huge ordering backup due to not knowing the difference between CAT3 24AWG and CAT6E. gently caress PMs who were never techs. "We can only run one drop per CAT6?... Oh..." 
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May 12, 2015 05:00
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LOL if your company allows PMs to do more than check boxes on lists.
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May 12, 2015 05:19
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I am a project manager ama
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May 12, 2015 06:20
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What color is your project?
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May 12, 2015 11:30
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Even time I see PMP I think PiMP and it makes me giggle
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May 12, 2015 11:51
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*spends 8 weeks forwarding emails between the client and the techs* *gets paid more than anyone else on the project*
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May 12, 2015 12:01
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FogHelmut posted:*spends 8 weeks forwarding emails between the client and the techs* This, but also inbetween weekly meetings on professionalism, talk about wanting to bang a 16 year old cousin, and how the blacks ruin everything
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May 12, 2015 18:01
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did anyone say caramle macchiatto yet?
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May 12, 2015 18:16
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we have converted all of our fiat money into gold
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May 12, 2015 18:32
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i went to a bank this one time and isntead of doing anyting productinve i just sat down in the bathroom and took a large adump and maybe smelld up the place a buit i think but i dont know for sure beadcause i keft before any of the employees even took noice of the smell oik thanks
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May 12, 2015 18:34
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hmmm yes, buy low sell high
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May 12, 2015 18:34
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We are behind. Why is it not done?
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May 12, 2015 18:54
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*makes a powerpoint*
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May 12, 2015 19:29
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As a fledgling PM, I require advice on how to best PM. May I have your best advice? I will need it by the end of the day.
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May 19, 2015 20:50
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i'm glad that there are people willing to order around spineless dorks, and that they are paid handsomely for it
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*makes a bunch of meaningless charts and graphs that nobody will ever loving look at ever* *types up notes from a meeting nobody cared about* *jerks off in cubicle* *sprays cum all over the walls of cubicle* man, I sure did manage these projects 
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We Did It!
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Cannon_Fodder posted:As a fledgling PM, I require advice on how to best PM. May I have your best advice? watch a lot of youtube videos, answer emails, throw others under the bus congratz you now are a 120k+ year PM
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Cannon_Fodder posted:As a fledgling PM, I require advice on how to best PM. May I have your best advice? you can't. literally. by definition your job is to be the poo poo-filter between the upper-crust c-levels, the clients, and the dirty proles. your job is to be the enemy and take all the flak. i'm assuming you're defining 'best' as 'good for the ones under you' because you're bothering to ask. Necc0 fucked around with this message at 23:10 on May 19, 2015 |
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anyways here you go: - don't promise anything before consulting the guy who'll be doing the work beforehand - if you have to ask 'when will this be done' more than a few times you should be looking to get more resources not bothering the few you have - don't second-guess any professionals unless you have a degree in their field. even then you probably shouldn't
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No. 6 posted:I just wanted to say that you have all done a fantastic job and without all of your hard work this would not have gone so well. Everyone here has put forth a great effort to make sure this change has gone as smoothly as possible. With that magical phrase, you saved everyone in the room 30 minutes and established yourself as a proactive go-getter.
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Whose on the call? Hello? I heard a beep did someone just join? Did someone join? Hrmm must have been a drop. Hey who just joined?
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No. 6 posted:I just wanted to say that you have all done a fantastic job and without all of your hard work this would not have gone so well. Everyone here has put forth a great effort to make sure this change has gone as smoothly as possible. *congratules everyone - keeps bonus for himself*
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As project manager, I know what a conversion is in the context of "something a bank does." Our business is really taking off this quarter, thanks to this conversion. Good job team.
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Is the bank now a female or male?
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*make a serious face, make a finger steeple, nod to momenturize the conversation*
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May 20, 2015 12:24
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itt a bunch of butthurt IT freaks lashing out at anyone who asks them to do anything but shitpost all day
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psyopmonkey posted:"Hey guys, I know its been a hard push for this project and you guys have been working a lot of long hours. I just really wanted to say thank you and keep up the good work." - Dumb gently caress PM who caused a huge ordering backup due to not knowing the difference between CAT3 24AWG and CAT6E. fake it till you make it, chief
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i need you to tell me this can be done by c.o.b. please tell me you can have this done by c.o.b. pleaes. please. no i'll let you know what the work is as soon as they tell me but I NEED you to tell me it can be done by c.o.b. plz
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i'm gonna tell them it'll be ready by c.o.b. thanks! know how hard you're working!
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Redleg posted:Even time I see PMP I think PiMP and it makes me giggle i dont know whatchu heard about me but bitch cant get a dollar out of me
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u friggin dorks
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Necc0 posted:i'm gonna tell them it'll be ready by c.o.b. thanks! know how hard you're working! Hey, do you have the bandwidth to take on another project right now? Great!
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Applewhite posted:Hey, do you have the bandwidth to take on another project right now? Great! Alright yeah I understand but this is important .... ok well this is more important
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