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Tell me some good things about getting/being fat. I'm slowly getting fatter and i need to feel better about this transition.
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May 12, 2015 08:22
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Their is a market for weird porn involving overweight people
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May 12, 2015 08:29
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An early death and release from your corpulent frame! Ok, good night.
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May 12, 2015 08:31
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You can drink a bunch of booze without getting drunk
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May 12, 2015 08:31
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lowered expectations for hygiene and you can rest a beer can on your gut.
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May 12, 2015 08:34
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You can instantly do no wrong in the eyes of tumblerinas
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May 12, 2015 08:35
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Living in the gluttonous state of blissfully eating whatever you want whenever you want is a nice perk
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May 12, 2015 08:35
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you make everyone you're around feel better about themselves because they're not you
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May 12, 2015 08:35
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:You can drink a bunch of booze without getting drunk I don't think this is true at all. You can eat a lot of food without getting full though, which is almost as good. Food is nice, but I often find that I get full when I eat, so I imagine that being able to eat more would be cool. On the flip side, I like not looking like an ugly fat piece of poo poo.
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May 12, 2015 08:35
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If you get fat enough you can apply for disability and ride around in a scooter all day
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May 12, 2015 08:36
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when i get heavy i end up eating less food and just feeling tired all the time. being fat is good if you like to rest a lot.
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May 12, 2015 08:38
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its nice not having people want to talk to you so you can easily drink yourself to death
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May 12, 2015 08:38
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Lots of folds to hide things in.
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May 12, 2015 08:40
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Easier to find clothes in stores
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May 12, 2015 08:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IQHooKFSMQ
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May 12, 2015 08:43
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you could survive for quite a while with little to no food.
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May 12, 2015 08:45
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it's like natural kevlar when you get shot except you got shot cuz you cant move to cover very fast
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May 12, 2015 08:45
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youre bouncier
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May 12, 2015 08:46
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you dont have to worry about how others perceive you sexually anymore, since its unilaterally disgust
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May 12, 2015 08:48
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Immune to cold. Low, low stamina, but bodybuilder strength in microbursts.
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May 12, 2015 09:02
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You can make lots of friends on tumblr and spend hours taking the perfect selfie for misleading online dating profiles.
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May 12, 2015 09:02
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You save money on not buying condoms
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May 12, 2015 09:05
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Truffle Shuffle.
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May 12, 2015 09:12
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BBC for BBW.
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May 12, 2015 09:15
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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You'll be allowed to post about your Man To Fat transition
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May 12, 2015 09:22
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Here is a short list:
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May 12, 2015 09:26
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Once the growing megadroughts destroy our ability to produce food, you'll naturally be one of the last to survive and you won't even have to murder people to do it. On the other hand, once enough people are starving they'll probably murder you because they think you've got a food horde so be careful.
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May 12, 2015 10:07
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You can consume more of your fave alcoholic beverages without blacking out/vomiting all over yourself/dying. This is literally the only good thing about being fat.
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May 12, 2015 10:16
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If youre at the top of the hill you have a fun and convenient way to get to the bottom of the hill
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May 12, 2015 10:32
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theres a joke somewhere about trans fat but i cant do the leg work
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May 12, 2015 10:34
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Eventually those foot cramps you get from lugging all that weight will go away thanks to diabetes
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May 12, 2015 10:38
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you can get those mobility bike things now!!
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May 12, 2015 10:51
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it's a disability so people are very accommodating 
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May 12, 2015 10:55
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once your brain equates fats and salt to pleasure you can feed the monkey legally from a drivethrough
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May 12, 2015 10:58
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Michelin Man kids nearly impervious to damage because of fat armor. New Netflix superhero show idea? 
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May 12, 2015 11:00
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When your cat sits on you, the fat will help displace the weight so you can breath easier.
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May 12, 2015 12:29
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How come child protection doesnt go apeshit over this? I mean, gently caress, those parents should be shot.
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May 12, 2015 12:30
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float in water without even holding your breath
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May 12, 2015 12:31
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people are more impressed when u can dance well
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May 12, 2015 12:45
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you get to count sweating while dancing as exercise and need an extra side dish at the end of the night to recover
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May 12, 2015 12:49
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