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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Flesh Forge posted:

buoyancy

vrrmrmrmrmrmmrmrmrmrm



Were not talking about manatees.

Oh wait...

:gonk:

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


Apple watches look small on you.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Three Olives posted:



Apple watches look small on you.

Dont eat cloven hoofed animals.

Dirt McGuirk
Oct 21, 2010

brave

&

strong
big girls are stereotyped as giving better head

big girls please confirm

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

he's just got a big round face chill out

lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dirt McGuirk posted:

big girls are stereotyped as giving better head

big girls please confirm

propaganda

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I know this great diner that gives free meatloaf to ppl over 300 lbs

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

MOOBS! posted:

you get to count sweating while dancing as exercise and need an extra side dish at the end of the night to recover

Are you suggesting that dancing isnt exercise?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Dirt McGuirk posted:

big girls are stereotyped as giving better head

big girls please confirm

that is a myth

while it is true that some people are known to compensate for their negative qualities (men with small dicks good at cunnilingus, for example), being good at something requires some effort. sure, there are some chubby women who've mastered the blowjob, but so have some skinny women. a fat chick lives the low effort life and most likely has a lower sex drive and a good blowjob requires effort

so yeah the stereotype is wrong

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 12, 2015

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Three Olives posted:



Apple watches look small on you.

It looks like a hosed up foot

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

Three Olives posted:



Apple watches look small on you.

Where is its wrist holy goddamn

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
If I ever get so fat I have fat fingers and wrists I am just killing myself. Well, I mean obviously but I would find a method quicker than butter assisted suicide.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
replacing orgasms with your 5 minute binge on a box of pringles, a bag of fish & chips, or any savoury poo poo

erasing your sorrows with 2-4L+ of cocaine water daily, who cares if your calves feel like dying or your diaphragm collapses

yeah the guy who mentioned cold immunity is right I guess, you're hosed in summer though

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

texasmed posted:

Easier to find clothes in stores

seriously, it's like small and medium dont exist anymore

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
You'll live longer when the government collapses and food stamps disappear

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Fusilli Jerry posted:

seriously, it's like small and medium dont exist anymore

This is true and small is like a medium now, sometimes I am swimming in size small shirts.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
oh look it's this thread. again.

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


I can't seem to find a lot of data about the cost of obesity to the world. For the USA, what I find seems to swing between 300 G$ and 500 G$ per year so I suppose I should just take that. The main trend is, of course, that the load gets heavier every year.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Kuwaitis and Saudis are fat too.

Just sayin'.

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.

Fusilli Jerry posted:

seriously, it's like small and medium dont exist anymore

In the midwest, everything smaller than a XL just sits on the rack untouched, so if you're a small or a medium you're spoiled for choice. Don't live in the midwest.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Strategic Tea posted:

It looks like a hosed up foot

that's not a foot it's the nose of the famous star-nosed mole

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
You may become a butterbody - the opposite of a butterface. Seriously, some fat people - some, mind you, not all - have very pretty faces. The fat smooths out their features and makes them look cute.

e. Also your skin will get nice and soft.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
being fat is cool list:
- nobody expects you to run anywhere
- you can be sweaty and its expected
- when you order a triple whopper they wont be weird about it even though its not officially on the menu anymore
- dont have to look at your own penis b/c fat is in the way
- can wear stupid clothes because companies dont make cool fat guy clothes
- grow beard to hide multiple chins

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
hell yeah obesity

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Their is a market for weird porn involving overweight people

LINKS PLEASE.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

unpacked robinhood posted:

hell yeah obesity



500 POUNDS @ 18 ...


NICE MYSPACE ANGLE.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Your hacky stand up routine practically writes itself

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



When an enemy colony threatens your family, you can barricade the den entrance with your body and die a hero

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
Immunity to strangling. Star Wars lied.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Being fat sucks. Nothing to do with physical appearance or space taken up, you just feel like poo poo compared to not being fat.

The only real advantage is you can consume large amounts of food, but once you get super fat your metabolism slows down or some poo poo I heard so even that's not true unless you want to get fatter.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 22:40 on May 17, 2015

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



That is very cool

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
Fat in the ears prevents emotional damage due to loss of hearing.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
If you dance on YouTube then TLC might make a reality show about you.

You can have all the black guys you want.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Khorne posted:

The only real advantage is you can consume large amounts of food, but once you get super fat your metabolism slows down or some poo poo I heard so even that's not true unless you want to get fatter.

Can't fats actually consume less, at least in a single sitting? Since they have all that stomach fat, it constricts the stomach and it's ability to hold tons of food. That's why all the best competitive eaters are skinny, since their stomach can expand more.

Fats counter that by eating a ton more spread out over the day (and night), and of course trending towards fattier/sugary foods.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I am fat AMA

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Three Olives posted:



Apple watches look small on you.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

The best thing about fitness tracker review is you can look at the photo of it on the wrist of the reviewer and see instantly that they don't have anything useful to add.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
Less sex but you can eat all the tasty stuff. And lets face it, you weren't getting much sex anyway.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if you get cancer it takes longer for it to eat away at you and kill you

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