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THE DOG HOUSE posted:do your cargo pants unzip into cargo shorts? important ?
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Moridin920 posted:Regardless of what your opinion on the image or fatshaming is, this is very true. I'm sick of people acting like they have zero control over themselves and expect the whole world to just change for them and their delicate sensibilities. Stop triggering me.
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May 13, 2015 20:29
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ArbitraryC posted:To be fair it was a girl that said dadbod was a thing and the description of dadbod isn't so much a fat goony blob but a good figure with a bit of pudge on it because the dad still works out but isn't cutting for vanity. It's basically the male equivalent of a milf in the first place. Kirk is basically the standard for dad bod imo  He has a bit of a gut but you can tell he's still in shape. Just because he doesn't have washboard abs or isn't ripped as gently caress doesn't mean ugly. Much past Kirk though and you're starting to get chubby which is not that attractive to most people.
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May 13, 2015 20:35
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Whole dadbod thing invented so people could get upset that there's no mombod thing (even though milfs are a thing).
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May 13, 2015 20:35
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dead bod
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May 13, 2015 20:38
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Nickelback Concert posted:Guaranteed she had a C-section which is why her hips aren't blown out two feet across. C-sections leave a pretty major scar. Unless there's some new technology that prevents that? I know a couple mothers who had natural deliveries and awesome abs. But the vast majority of mothers seem to take a bit of a hit after their first, and then completely lose it after their second.
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May 13, 2015 20:50
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ArbitraryC posted:To be fair it was a girl that said dadbod was a thing and the description of dadbod isn't so much a fat goony blob but a good figure with a bit of pudge on it because the dad still works out but isn't cutting for vanity. It's basically the male equivalent of a milf in the first place. Except a massive part of her reasoning was that a dude with a crappy physique that he doesn't take care of is better because it will make you feel less insecure and like the pretty one in the relationship which sounds like a pretty good way to feel if you want a shittastic relationship full of insecurity and bitterness.
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May 13, 2015 20:52
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JebanyPedal posted:Except a massive part of her reasoning was that a dude with a crappy physique that he doesn't take care of is better because it will make you feel less insecure and like the pretty one in the relationship which sounds like a pretty good way to feel if you want a shittastic relationship full of insecurity and bitterness. They just keep trying to run away from their problems instead of dealing with them. Instead of working on their self esteem, they try and construct a fantasy reality around themselves so they never have to deal with anything Bad. The empire is truly getting decadent
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May 13, 2015 20:55
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Mental-Rectangle posted:C-sections leave a pretty major scar. Unless there's some new technology that prevents that? photoshop
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May 13, 2015 20:57
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Mental-Rectangle posted:C-sections leave a pretty major scar. Unless there's some new technology that prevents that? C-Section scars just prove that they like to gently caress.
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May 14, 2015 00:34
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imagine a world free of forced gbs memes the beauty of such a world would make men weep
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May 14, 2015 01:01
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VendaGoat posted:C-Section scars just prove that they like to gently caress. I mean she prob took like a million loads to make babby
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May 14, 2015 01:05
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See a dad bod, perform a jizz lob
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May 14, 2015 01:22
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Mental-Rectangle posted:C-sections leave a pretty major scar. Unless there's some new technology that prevents that?
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May 14, 2015 01:27
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you can derma abase the scars away, you sexy milf. holla at yo boy
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May 14, 2015 01:40
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Fairly passive posted:Skip the dad bod and go straight through to uncle bod. Skinny fat with strong belly curves. Tell your nephews about tropical fish, pc gaming and motorbikes. Woah.
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May 14, 2015 01:44
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to think one girl with an electra complex could affect the world this much
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May 14, 2015 01:50
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causticBeet posted:I mean she prob took like a million loads to make babby Dat a lot o gently caress!
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May 14, 2015 05:14
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Korranus posted:dad bod so what
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May 14, 2015 05:18
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arent those females all about the bass and all that poo poo
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May 14, 2015 05:19
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I don't have a dad bod I have a father figure
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May 14, 2015 09:13
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October Revolution posted:I don't have a dad bod I have a father figure That is a dadpost.
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May 14, 2015 09:43
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im gay
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May 14, 2015 10:01
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October Revolution posted:I don't have a dad bod I have a father figure must be nice being white, you loving cis scum did i do that right? what is a cis?
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May 14, 2015 10:08
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this is bullshit i've been calling this "the Kevin James Collection" for years, JORTS are in for the season, dad sweatshirts, big dogs tees, nobody ever sucked my taint over it my art my carpenter jorts my clip-on belt holster for my cell phone (in case the foreman has to call to cover the shifts) my queen my love basement jihadist fucked around with this message at 10:15 on May 14, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 10:12
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my prostate was givin me fits
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May 14, 2015 10:16
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Mental-Rectangle posted:C-sections leave a pretty major scar. Unless there's some new technology that prevents that? It's called a "bikini-line c-section" they just curve the cut down real low
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May 14, 2015 13:32
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Moridin920 posted:Kirk is basically the standard for dad bod imo Honestly any macho male star before steroids became available had this bod. It's the natural dude who is in shape bod Dad bod is lIke the term demisexual, a retarded new word to describe something normal OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 13:37 on May 14, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 13:34
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Moridin920 posted:Kirk is basically the standard for dad bod imo when did this:  become hotter than that
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May 14, 2015 13:38
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Infinite Karma posted:I'm going to Los Angeles on vacation in June, I hope your advice pays off by then! There's a really cheap motel in Watts that I can recommend. Pm me for details.
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May 14, 2015 14:49
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I've had the dadbod my entire life and it's bullshit that it's en vogue now with sorority girls and that I am literally shackled to one woman for the rest of my life.
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May 14, 2015 18:53
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Don't get me wrong, it would be sweet to have Thorbod. I just think dadbod is a better fit. For me personally. Goonbod has gotten me some good women already, but now the salt & pepper hair plus fadbod could really up be a winner.
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May 14, 2015 19:08
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Infinite Karma posted:Dad bod is hot right now and I want to get one. Is there a way to turn my goon bod into a dad bod? I have cargo pants and cargo shorts available for all weather conditions, if I need to go outside for this. i heard someone talking seriously about the dad bod irl on the street yesterday it has begun
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May 14, 2015 19:13
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:I've had the dadbod my entire life and it's bullshit that it's en vogue now with sorority girls and that I am literally shackled to one woman for the rest of my life. don't worry they still wouldn't gently caress you
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May 14, 2015 19:16
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Moridin920 posted:don't worry they still wouldn't gently caress you Because they respect my commitment, yes.
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May 15, 2015 03:40
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Gaunab posted:when did this: haha look at his midget legs are his legs 6" long or what lol
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burritolingus posted:That is a dadpost. thanks son
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