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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
This one is old but it's got to be one of the worst TV commercials of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmCyulrusIY

The only other TV commercial I can think of that is as bad as the first one is this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFGYu82uwJA

You can probably tell I haven't watched much TV in a while so I'd like to see some of the really bad and terrible TV commercials that I have missed.

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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zfqw8nhUwA

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp
that one for an air conditioner from SEARS

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

rich white faglord posted:

that one for an air conditioner from SEARS

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

rich white faglord posted:

that one for an air conditioner from SEARS

oh god

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

imagine hearing an annoying radio jingle every day for years

now imagine it on tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

vvvv :pwn:

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
The worst
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

The best
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
congrats on doing their advertising without getting paid

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

XMNN posted:

congrats on doing their advertising without getting paid

lol

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
its true

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I saw an american commercial for allergy medication and they listed side effects for over half of the ad

you guys should do something about your pharmaceutical ads, they're really insane to see, we don't have anything like them here

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

XMNN posted:

its true

By discussing the old poo poo we saw on TV we fell right in their trap

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EPAZgogDTA

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
HEAD ON... APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON... APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON... APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

etc

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Lol look at this granps talking about his out dated media consumption medium hahaha

Get with the times old man no one watches Tee Vee any more LOL

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsngT7jgCzE are all the worst.



:nms:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3f_1381314238:nms: is the best.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
When you're watching a TV show and every commercial is about depends or walk in baths or electric scooters. I already have my prefered brand of adult diapers for pooping in while I get cucked.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

I followed this link and saw what it was and immediately closed it, so I'd say this is a good contribution.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lol if you view TV commercials

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Vertical Lime posted:

imagine hearing an annoying radio jingle every day for years

now imagine it on tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

vvvv :pwn:

I'm not clicking on that poo poo because why does an otherwise by the numbers rock band have a loving violin in it?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Fonzarelli posted:

I saw an american commercial for allergy medication and they listed side effects for over half of the ad

you guys should do something about your pharmaceutical ads, they're really insane to see, we don't have anything like them here

It's mostly our antidepressant commercials that do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nGJFMudXco

You can thank the great president Reagan for allowing people to advertise medications. :911:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Anyway, I think this gum commercial is pretty bad

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
"Whats that you're eating? Oh, campbell? Well you're an adult now, and adults eat progresso."

I don't care if progresso will give me eternal life, I will never loving eat it because of that stupid commercial.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


In the 90s there was a guy who showed up in the DFW area peddling lovely furniture. He'd have a different commercial every few months but he was this really sweaty fat white man and he'd flap his arms in a circuclar motion like he was directing traffic or something? Anyway I hated that guy.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeCbBxg6dzs

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXRaboSo70A

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoAkfdoIltY

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I think these are prolly my favorite local commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fplj61Y5QME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItWpoUMbqJE

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcAj3lOyv3s

And basically any anti-smoking commercial.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



That new Sonic commercial with those gross ugly dorks and their painted mouths is pretty bad. Like is that poo poo supposed to be appetizing?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

that annoying one one that always advertises the fake death of 6 million people

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

these are pretty good

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
im conflicted

https://youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

lol pro

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Okay I've tried and never been able to find this, but in 1996 we saw a werther's original commercial that honestly went like this:
GaY-looking 20-something longhair lounges in a hammock with a book
Narrator: it was the perfect lazy afternoon: a thriller; and a bag of werther's originals. But then.:.
Cut to nearby house. Three pretty gay-looking ripped dudes try to move a baby grand piano out of a house. Naturally, they only get one corner out.

Narrator: "we need a bodybuilder" they cried!
The longhair gets out of his hammock and walks up to the house.
Narrator: Not a bodybuilder, but a do-it-yourselfer
The longhair pulls off the piano leg THAT IS ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR. Suddenly, the three ripped dudes are magically able to move the piano through the doorway.
[werthers originals candy plug]
cut to ripped dudes moving the piano into some room, somewhere.
Narrator: it wasnt the relaxing afternoon i had planned. In fact, the evening was pretty wild!
The longhair enters the room, holding a glass of red wine. He sits at the piano and starts plAying and all the dudes START SINGING


Please tell me someone else has seen this

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 02:49 on May 14, 2015

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

I have a theory this ad is actually a stealth ad for cigarettes

Cigs aren't allowed normal avenues for advertising, so they make a psa so unignorably loud, gross and stupid you want to start smoking just to spite it.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
hi I used to smoke and now Im like this: goatse.ex

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Why are we all calling it a sand widge now? gently caress you McDonald's, suck my dick.

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Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
Every monologue driven bullshit Lincoln commercial with Matthew McConaughey.

Same with those stupid loving "freedom" commercials for e-cigarettes with Stephen Dorff.

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