If we lived in a super-powered world and you had super powers

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > If we lived in a super-powered world and you had super powers

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Your powers are super hearing and manipulating plants.

I am... pretty much loving useless.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

Your power is controlling fire.

I'd dress up like Beavis and have fun with that

# ¿ May 19, 2015 02:06

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

Can I just be a powerful oppressor of minorities instead? That seems like it'd be a lot less stressful

Remember, everyone in the World now has crappy super powers. Any wannabe oppressors will probably end up with a butt full of invisible electric spiders.

# ¿ May 20, 2015 01:56

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