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I'm playing on online game. It's an old one so there's no voice chat, just text. Anyways this person keeps sending me private message and I think she's a real girl. Exhibit A. Her online avatar is a female version. It's not overly slutty or anything. Exhibit B. She's using a lot of winking emoticons, like ;p and such. Exhibit C. She is not overly competent at this video game. Exhibit D. I couldn't think of a fourth thing but I don't want to end a list with three things. So what should I do?
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May 18, 2015 07:59
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jerk off then re-evaluate
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May 18, 2015 08:00
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its a hairy 40+ bear wanting to eat your rear end go for it
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May 18, 2015 08:00
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give her items/gold
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May 18, 2015 08:01
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RedLobster posted:give her items/gold
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May 18, 2015 08:02
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ask her to send you an ascii version of her boobs over the chat. if they are (-) (-) you know shes real but if theyre (_) (_) shes fake. if theyre something else, please post here again and i will help you further
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May 18, 2015 08:05
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RedLobster posted:give her items/gold I gave her a gnoll scalp, some snake skins, and 23 gold. She said "thanks? ;x" and I think that's bad. I don't think my sacrifice has appeased her and now fear for my (virtual) life. What should I do next? I never asked for this oh god.
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May 18, 2015 08:06
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send your credit card number and ssn
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May 18, 2015 08:07
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burritolingus posted:I gave her a gnoll scalp, some snake skins, and 23 gold. She said "thanks ;x" and I think that's bad. I don't think my sacrifice has appeased her and now fear for my (virtual) life. What should I do next? Tell him/her the anniversary of Elliot Rodgers death is this week and you plan to honor his memory.
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May 18, 2015 08:08
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:send your credit card number and ssn But I don't have a credit card and my ssn is currently being used by a Mexican drug cartel! Shadoer posted:Tell him/her the anniversary of Elliot Rodgers death is this week and you plan to honor his memory. Do women even know about Supreme Gentleman?
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May 18, 2015 08:12
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Are her boobs cool? See if she has cool boobs.
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May 18, 2015 08:13
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burritolingus posted:Do women even know about Supreme Gentleman? Find out. It's a conversation starter!
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May 18, 2015 08:17
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psyopmonkey posted:Are her boobs cool? I inquired and this has intensified the bad situation extremely.
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May 18, 2015 08:17
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burritolingus posted:I inquired and this has intensified the bad situation extremely. Well poo poo brah, you cant be all "ey bitch, you got cool tittays?". Gotta be all like "Ey so, im thinking about getting into art and id love to see your shadow girl. Naughwaddameen?"
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May 18, 2015 08:18
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psyopmonkey posted:Well poo poo brah, you cant be all "ey bitch, you got cool tittays?". How was I to know? I feel like such a fool.
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May 18, 2015 08:20
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burritolingus posted:How was I to know? I feel like such a fool. poo poo kid, you gotta like not be such a tool.
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May 18, 2015 08:20
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burritolingus posted:How was I to know? I feel like such a fool. Don't, just apologize and claim your "poo poo head 8 year old brother typed that when you were away" It doesn't matter if you are an only child, just lie. LIE DAMMIT!
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May 18, 2015 08:21
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Shadoer posted:Don't, just apologize and claim your "poo poo head 8 year old brother typed that when you were away" I think this has diffused the situation. She said "whatev" and seems less angered. I may yet survive the day without incurring the wrath of a female. Thank you.
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May 18, 2015 08:23
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Just to be safe though, I'm gonna close out the game and uninstall it.
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May 18, 2015 08:25
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burritolingus posted:
Undeniable proof of her womanhood.
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May 18, 2015 08:26
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burritolingus posted:Just to be safe though, I'm gonna close out the game and uninstall it. format your C:\ drive for maximum security
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May 18, 2015 08:26
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burritolingus posted:Just to be safe though, I'm gonna close out the game and uninstall it. But then you'll never see her again! She'll never know about this thread or how you truly feel!
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May 18, 2015 09:09
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wtf why wouldn't you want to end your list with three items that's the best sort of list
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May 18, 2015 09:11
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op is lying, for females internet = Facebook, twitter, instagram, no t games.
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May 18, 2015 09:44
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how much gold for a plvl
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May 18, 2015 09:45
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what game is it
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