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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
it was so choice. utter perfection. everything was absolutely perfect and delicious. i had a bacon cheeseburger with onions and pickles and A1, REGULAR fries, and a coke. i got a spot right in front so my gout didnt bother me too much. A++++ would eat again (maybe dinner)

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
loving ban this rear end in a top hat already

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
(Said all the goons, about me)

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
>rub the spice on your nipples

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
five guys is a corporation and therefore probably racist and homophobic and needs to be shut down by Bernie Sanders, who will literally change the world

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Onions? That's it? Scrub.

Mine usually goes little bacon cheeseburger with mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mushrooms, grilled onions, mustard, jalapeņo, Hot sauce with little Cajun Fries and BBQ sauce to dip.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
neglected to edit out receipt. big mistake. prepare to get doxxed.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Gettin in those paper bags is a bitch when ur hungry

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gatts posted:

Onions? That's it? Scrub.

Mine usually goes little bacon cheeseburger with mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mushrooms, grilled onions, mustard, jalapeņo, Hot sauce with little Cajun Fries and BBQ sauce to dip.

actually onion pickle and A1 its all right there (in the burger)

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
dad 5 guys, so what

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

neglected to edit out receipt. big mistake. prepare to get doxxed.



ya it says what i ordered and what time i ordered it (10:59am)

its crazy i got there early and there were already like 3 orders ahead of me. pretty popular i guess

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Thanks for clarifying you had the burger and fries along with a pic. Otherwise I would have just assumed an all-cock lunch like usual.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Give Pat a Job posted:

Thanks for clarifying you had the burger and fries along with a pic. Otherwise I would have just assumed an all-cock lunch like usual.

no i was trying to demonstrate the proper technique since several people have asked me. im not sure what you mean about the "All-cock lunch" i assume you mean "cook"? whatever. i eat 5 guys every day so i guess youre right about the "usual" part lol

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

>rub the spice on your nipples

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

neglected to edit out receipt. big mistake. prepare to get doxxed.


code:
{{{{ BACON }}}}
--->[A1]<

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
You left commas out of your title so I edited them in for you:

"I had 5 guys, burgers, and fries for lunch today [pics lie within]"

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
No jalapenos. Voted 1.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Habibi posted:

You left commas out of your title so I edited them in for you:

"I had 5 guys, burgers, and fries for lunch today [pics lie within]"

well tahnks i guess :confused:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tricky D posted:

No jalapenos. Voted 1.

no i almost switched it up today, but why mess with a good thing? it turned out to be the best burger ive probably ever head in my life.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
now thats paper

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i should have taken the pic before i started eating, it was pristine but i was really hungy lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

dad gay. so what posted:

i should have taken the pic before i started eating, it was pristine but i was really hungy lol

See now I'm doubting your testimony. That bag looks v greasy.

Ps how's your chloresteral?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:burger: looks good, yo

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
Hell of a burg goon, hell of a burg

Ignore Windows98 he was just asking me in PM for tips to have a posting quality on tier with yours.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

See now I'm doubting your testimony. That bag looks v greasy.

Ps how's your chloresteral?

it is, but you will notice that only the fries were in the bag! thats right, i get my fries in a seperate bag and rip it open so i only touch the peanut oil (which the fries are "fried" in) when i eat a fry. (all fries are formed in some sort of oil to make them cook) they dump the fries so generously in the bag that it is half full, in fact if the burg was in there it would be covered in fries, which i do not like. i like a 1 napkin meal.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It was actually a pile of hissing gooey cockroaches you hallucinating shitwreck.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



how many of the 5 guys did u see??

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

See now I'm doubting your testimony. That bag looks v greasy.

Ps how's your chloresteral?

oh and the cholesterol is probably off the charts, i was in the urgent care for my gout and they said my blood pressure was pretty dangerous, plus all the burgers are probably the cause of my gout

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
You should have gotten cajun fries.

forward pass
Dec 9, 2005

Y'all get back now.
Would have been better if you had also burned your legs.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nascardad posted:

You should have gotten cajun fries.

i dont like them with the malt vinegar, i was in the mood for some sweet sweet malty v today, plus it probably helps break down the uric acid crystals in my foot

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Malt vinegar, ketchup fries are loving top tier sides.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Looks like a pretty solid burger. Where'd you say you got that again?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

utterlycorrupt posted:

Looks like a pretty solid burger. Where'd you say you got that again?

at 5 guys burgers and fries, i recommend it A++

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
sorry man steak n shake has a better burg at a more reasonable price have you tried steak n shake

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OP is mean but i still support him and hope he enjoyed his burger

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

sorry man steak n shake has a better burg at a more reasonable price have you tried steak n shake

no and i dont care about price when it comes to good food, "you get what you pay for" was never truer than when in reference to burgs. so basically if steak-n-poo poo or whatever costs less, it by definition worse, which makes you gay

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

OP is mean but i still support him and hope he enjoyed his burger

thanks nooner

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May 27, 2004



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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
rear end in a top hat

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