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Would you join a school of wizardry?
HELL YES!
I'm gay
I already am a wizard of buttes
Suck my magical dong
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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
showers wash off the earth from your body which hinders your connection to the earth's spiritual energies

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lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Kale Castors are powerful subset of druid

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
I need a caramel macchiato to replenish my mana after a long day of wizarding

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

psyopmonkey posted:

Empress Tuna the Odoriferous.



She can bend hippy stench to her will.

Would

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Thats it guys. Im quitting my job and going to online wizard school full time. Im gonna pull so much rear end on wizard tinder, which is what i call tinder now that im wearing a wizard robe in my profile

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Vim Fuego posted:

Thats it guys. Im quitting my job and going to online wizard school full time. Im gonna pull so much rear end on wizard tinder, which is what i call tinder now that im wearing a wizard robe in my profile

I wish you the best.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Vim Fuego posted:

Thats it guys. Im quitting my job and going to online wizard school full time. Im gonna pull so much rear end on wizard tinder, which is what i call tinder now that im wearing a wizard robe in my profile

Like you could get access to Wizdr.

:rolleyes:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
What do these uninitiated know of true magick?

Cast them into the void imo

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Vim Fuego posted:

Thats it guys. Im quitting my job and going to online wizard school full time. Im gonna pull so much rear end on wizard tinder, which is what i call tinder now that im wearing a wizard robe in my profile

Please report back.

naem
May 29, 2011

ACCIO CELLULITE

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
http://wiccanspells.info/love-spells/a-wiccan-sex-spell/

a useful spell to learn imo

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
this depresses me because i wish magic was real so bad and want to be a wizard so hard but i know in my heart that this is all there is

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Wizards are super spooky.

Im gonna watch Pet Cemetery instead of posting about spooky wizards.

naem
May 29, 2011

Technology is progressing to the point it's almost magic though which will be great right up until the robots replace us

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
fat weirdies :(

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Some spells based off their pictures:

Kiddus Diddlius
Mandibulus Gluteus
Adultus Onsetus Diabetus
Whovius Fanfictus

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
im a wizard

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Gatekeeper posted:

this depresses me because i wish magic was real so bad and want to be a wizard so hard but i know in my heart that this is all there is

there is magic

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Troll Bridgington posted:

Qumran Taj is a dean of Dark Arts. This man will gently caress your poo poo up.



That is the Undertaker.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Ocean Book posted:

im a wizard


Ocean Book posted:

there is magic

please cast a spell itt

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
i already have obviously

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Magic is real!

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Ocean Book posted:

i already have obviously

I have absorbed your spell into my chakra

I now have taste for wizard blood

prepare to die bitch

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Ocean Book posted:

i already have obviously

i think i can feel it


yes



my dick feels amazing

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Troll Bridgington posted:

* Staff and Scroll (vGSW)
Credits: 3
Level: 2
Instructor: Frank "Salient" Griggs, Jr.
Class Description:
This class will p­rovide important tools to assist your developing as a Wizard, including keeping a journal, planning projects and experiments, assembling a Wizard’s tool kit, and more. It will also encourage you to think about and analyze your own personal journey along the Wizardly path in the past, present, and future.­

This class meets on the vGSW campus in Second Life for real-time learning and interaction. Assignments are primarily verbal and visual, perfect for the 'essay' challenged student. Classes are set up in four 1 hour per week sessions, with a date available for a make-up as needed. Times and Dates may vary.



**If taken for Major/Minor requirements, this class replaces the class of the same name**


Required Materials: Grimoire for the Apprentice Wizard. You will also need a bag, pack, or some kind of carry-device for your “Wizard’s kit,” as well as goodies to tuck inside. You will need some way to take a­t least one photograph: a camera, cell phone, or tablet/computer camera will work. FedEx and UPS stores can also scan images into a digital file for a small price.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
good work everyone

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Lufiron posted:

look at this guys gear. he wields the staff of diabetes, kohl's magical robe of perpetual desperation, and a birth control pendant

Lufiron posted:

"A-ha! This must be what the thin ones call 'fruit'"

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
GOIP


FART



POPOPO TUC<KKNANNAENNENALJKSDLASKJD




FUM NASDUHSOADJH BALLS SACK


LOAHSDOASHD


AISHDDIOASUHER WPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP GNB@ TWO POINT OH AHAHHAHAHA DONT TRY AT ALLL ASLKDJSLAKDJASLKDJ FANNNNNSAOIDUSOIAU GIOUJPUOBNIPPERS

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpVm16IWJZE

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Punch Card posted:

GOIP


FART



POPOPO TUC<KKNANNAENNENALJKSDLASKJD




FUM NASDUHSOADJH BALLS SACK


LOAHSDOASHD


AISHDDIOASUHER WPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP GNB@ TWO POINT OH AHAHHAHAHA DONT TRY AT ALLL ASLKDJSLAKDJASLKDJ FANNNNNSAOIDUSOIAU GIOUJPUOBNIPPERS

same

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Troll Bridgington posted:

Professor Inaba Kaen is a chaos magician who uses her spirit to fan the flames of fun!



:cool:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Troll Bridgington posted:

Don't gently caress with Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, the Headmaster!




This guy looks like a super pedophile.

Also this is the most faggoty thing posted here.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Troll Bridgington posted:

Professor Apollonius is noble and wise.



I bet he gets "hey, why the long face" four, five times a week on average

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp

Troll Bridgington posted:

Professor Inaba Kaen is a chaos magician who uses her spirit to fan the flames of fun!



haha they call him Hogwarts for that one time he got warts on his hog when he paid his community college tuition to lose his virginity and then weirdly tried to brag about it

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Glasgow Kiss posted:

curse of corpulous

no known cure

I had that for a while, but then I met a wizard who gave me a "cure" that removed all of the negative symptoms while leaving me with all the positive ones. Now I'm immune and I'm able to use that immunity to fight the devil and wipe out his cult once and for all.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Troll Bridgington posted:

Professor Apollonius is noble and wise.



FBI needs to bulldoze his yard for human remains. :stare:

Edit: EXPECTO SCAMO

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 10:08 on May 19, 2015

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013

I'd rather magic missle...

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Troll Bridgington posted:

Qumran Taj is a dean of Dark Arts. This man will gently caress your poo poo up.



Would legit believe this man is a sorcerer and/or wizard, no questions asked. He doesn't even need to show me a spell or anything.

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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

deadly_pudding posted:

Would legit believe this man is a sorcerer and/or wizard, no questions asked. He doesn't even need to show me a spell or anything.

Once you truly understand an apple, the secrets of magic will flood your soull

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