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Troll Bridgington posted:Professor Apollonius is noble and wise. he looks it
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# ? May 19, 2015 18:45 |
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"ya ok making staff is fine and dandy but how do i make a woman love me" -every apprentice wizard in the school
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# ? May 19, 2015 18:58 |
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you just have to know their true name obviously
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# ? May 19, 2015 19:05 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Empress Tuna the Odoriferous. one of these things is not like the other, one of these things is different for sure.
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# ? May 19, 2015 19:26 |
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burritolingus posted:Magic is real! Only if you call it "Majick".
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# ? May 19, 2015 21:07 |
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tomstuart posted:"ya ok making staff is fine and dandy but how do i make a woman love me" Being in the friend zone constantly is one of the keys to true magical strength.
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:22 |
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So how long till drama ensues when of the students
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:08 |
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tomstuart posted:"ya ok making staff is fine and dandy but how do i make a woman love me" just hook up with the fat chicks in the local Wicca coven and make gross sweaty patchouli-smelling love together
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:38 |
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love is true magic
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:40 |
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my wizard name is Steve from Accounting
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# ? May 28, 2015 04:37 |
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i love california so much
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# ? May 28, 2015 05:26 |
why is IRL magic so dumb i mean i want to summon an earth elemental
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# ? May 28, 2015 05:51 |
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fivethree posted:why is IRL magic so dumb i mean i want to summon an earth elemental I just want to be a bad rear end fire wizard so I could roast marshmallows with my finger tips. that would be sick
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# ? May 28, 2015 05:52 |
At 13, I learned about ‘Bibliomancy’ from a Library book, and tried it by looking for a ‘wizardly’ name for myself, imagining I was like Gandlf in “The Hobbit”, finding the name of “Salient” for my Magickal persona. I dived into all sorts of books about Fantasy, Magick and Science Fiction like most kids. I was fortunate also to live all over Europe before I grew up. After college, I joined the Masonic Fraternity and became a Master of my Lodge. At my ‘Christian’ church, I served as Deacon, Sunday School Teacher, and ‘lay’ Pastor for 2 years. I obtained Ordination through ULC and Universal Ministries, serving as ‘Bishop’ for 3 years performing weddings and funerals. When I discovered Wicca at a local pagan sanctuary, I left Christianity and embraced Wicca. I studied World Religions and mysticism, participated and taught various classes for 15 years since then. It was there that I received the craft name “Beaver”. In 2000, I joined the Rosicrucians (AMORC), studied past 9th degree and became the Master of that Lodge, and then Treasurer of the Board.
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# ? May 28, 2015 05:55 |
Troll Bridgington posted:Silverthorn is a graduate of East Carolina University with a BA in English Literature the saddest degree fivethree posted:It was there that I received the craft name “Beaver” ?
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# ? May 28, 2015 05:56 |
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Clipperton posted:the saddest degree he chewed on a lot of wood
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:02 |
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Lufiron posted:ah yes the white witch. rumor has it she can summon a turd from the butt of her chin. it's quite a sight to behold
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:10 |
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Dead Gay Romans posted:one of these things is not like the other, one of these things is different for sure. was gonna say "would" but after a closer look "did" right on that rug even
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:12 |
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must wear merrells to apply
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:50 |
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Imagine the gross hairy fat people orgies Oh god the smell
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:56 |
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fivethree posted:
He looks like a grand wizard alright.
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:00 |
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good to know that liberal arts degree is actually secret path to becoming a wizard
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:14 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:Don't gently caress with Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, the Headmaster! Just FYI if u are bad in class Orbertron puts that wand up your bum. He also does this if you are good
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:27 |
Substitute Teacher Ballgraft Mig Dig Sop here filling in for Suvverlan Dimpsom. So heres what you're learning today : Goblin posse Ethereal X-acto Knife Conjure Riddalin Detect Wendys Duplicate Chuck E Cheese Tokens Now shut up and pass in your homework from last Night.
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:46 |
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Wow, I've never seen anyone actively choose to have a skullet before instead of just starting off with a sad ponytail and naturally going bald and not cutting the rest of it. There's clearly growth there, he got it cut like that.
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# ? May 28, 2015 08:12 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 09:21 |
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Hihohe posted:
This one has a small woodland creature hanging out his ear. So Care of Magical Creatures then?
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# ? May 31, 2015 02:41 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:Qumran Taj is a dean of Dark Arts. This man will gently caress your poo poo up. That's me. Where's the necromancer button?
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# ? May 31, 2015 02:44 |
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Lucky Guy posted:my wizard name is Steve from Accounting quote:Firelili Greyweaver is a Journeyman Grey Wizard, Wizard of the Lesser Rainbow and a Chartered Accountant with a degree in Commerce. Firelili has also served as Prefect of the Flames Lodge and Lodge Captain, and is currently the Head of the Flames Lodge and Dean of Healing. Firelili has been studying magick for approximately 15 years, focusing on various Wiccan traditions and practices, and is a Priestess of the Old Ways. She is also a Reiki Master and enjoys practicing this healing modality, along with other natural therapies. For the most part a solitary practitioner, Firelili sometimes joins in sabbat and esbat celebrations with various local covens and groups. As a Grey Wizard, Firelili considers herself an observer, historian and storyteller. She is interested in all the branches of magick and is working towards becoming a Rainbow Wizard. In mundania, Firelili works as the National Credit and Collections Manager for an international engineering firm. You have competition
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# ? May 31, 2015 02:51 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:That's me. Why are you staring at the apple?
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# ? May 31, 2015 03:26 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:Why are you staring at the apple? it has power!
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# ? May 31, 2015 03:33 |
Ballgraft here again. Ill be filling in for Super Xendo Suvverlan for the rest of the Year. Turns out if one of the the regents for a spell is "diddlin kids" you probably shouldnt do that spell. No matter how much gold your hair will turn into. I dont know which one of you talked but im just saying you now have a prime opportunity for a spell know as Xembop Csheltor. it gives you more muscle mass (but only in your toes). It can only be done by " a child betrayed". So get on it I would.
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# ? May 31, 2015 03:50 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:Silverthorn is a graduate of East Carolina University with a BA in English Literature. of course he is
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# ? May 31, 2015 03:54 |
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The saddest thing is in 5-10 years this man will be born again, a Pastor advocating biblical literalism, creationism and burning witches. He will whip up his congregation with fabricated stories of his wizard past, like that time he had sex with a black cat while the devil watched and masturbated but couldent cum so the cat and the Pastor had to close their eyes and not make very much noise as they cavorted so the devil could reach completion on a picture of Jesus's mother, Mary. Or...even worse, in 5-10 years, he could still be doing this poo poo
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# ? May 31, 2015 04:10 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:Professor Apollonius is noble and wise. looks like a bad wax sculpture of alan watts
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# ? May 31, 2015 04:35 |