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pros to being 3'6: - average dick looks huge on you - able to hide in drawers, allowing you to spy on people easier - easier to duck under trees while being chased through a forest - you can do everything someone 6'3" can do because someone invented step-ladders - tiny butt means tiny poops. tiny poops can be more easily concealed - tiny stomach means less food, more durable in winters and times of famine - tiny clothes are cheaper since they use less cloth there's literally nothing you can't do as 3'6" that you can do if you're 6'3", except be more easily visable in a field and thus a better target for snipers, lmao
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i see youre developing your thesis from the dwarf cock thread. good work keep it up
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Business Gorillas posted:pros to being 3'6: reach things placed on kitchen counters like a adult.
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Business Gorillas posted:there's literally nothing you can't do as 3'6" that you can do if you're 6'3", except be more easily visable in a field and thus a better target for snipers, lmao escape from a child's playpen that your regular sized friends put you in for a laugh
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Business Gorillas posted:there's literally nothing you can't do as 3'6" that you can do if you're 6'3", except be more easily visable in a field and thus a better target for snipers, lmao have self respect
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Oberleutnant posted:reach things placed on kitchen counters like a adult. um... this was addressed in the op. you don't even need a stepladder, a large rock or stool would also suffice. you could also take all of your money you get from drawer spying and saving on food and just build a house intended for a 3'6" man.
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on the plus side you probably never have to buy any clothes after age 10
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Oberleutnant posted:on the plus side you probably never have to buy any clothes after age 10 thank you for this one, adding it to the op 
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Business Gorillas posted:um... this was addressed in the op. you don't even need a stepladder, a large rock or stool would also suffice.
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May 22, 2015 08:23
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do dwarfs actually have regular sized dicks. Cause that seems unfair imo they should have proportionally smaller dicks
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i could get drunk as gently caress on like three shots
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Oberleutnant posted:on the plus side you probably never have to buy any clothes after age 10 if 3'6" was your adult height i figure that at age 10 you'd be like 1'6"-2" Oberleutnant posted:do dwarfs actually have regular sized dicks. Cause that seems unfair imo they should have proportionally smaller dicks 
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fyi hitler had autism so technically hating on him for that whole jew thing he may or may not have done is discrimination against mental spazz babies
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Pros: You a child have got your whole life ahead of you
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You get to be the cunning, intelligent self-insert character of the dominant medieval house. Ride out in a flash of honor but ultimately learn to regret it due to disfiguring scar incurred during said sally.
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three six mafia
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Rambling Robot posted:.....................
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con-- cannot ever set foot in small claims court
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Oberleutnant posted:i see youre developing your thesis from the dwarf cock thread. good work keep it up where is this thread
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Malcolm posted:You get to be the cunning, intelligent self-insert character of the dominant medieval house. Ride out in a flash of honor but ultimately learn to regret it due to disfiguring scar incurred during said sally. don't sign your posts
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i want to know more about the guy who voted "centimeter" in the poll
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Why is this not a checkbox poll?
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i'm slightly too tall for my surroundings so i've accumulated minor back pain for the last decade, it's great
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721658
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dwarf social justice activism re: height of toilet seats im literally shaking because i could not get my dwarven penis above the edge of any of the toilets or urinals in your establishment.... it was either ask a stranger to hold me up and over the bowl while i peed, like i tried eight years ago, but i think that was molestation and i was so triggered i couldn't even breathe. and i peed my britches on the walk home, and then i cried and Jeff made fun of me. really fair i have to deal with this poo poo, loving people are horrible. re: height of new toilet seats / lid at first I was surprised you actually cared enough to provide any accommodation for my sensitive bathroom situation... even smiled a bit and felt so feels.. faith in humanity coming back?? FUCKIG NO. i must inform you, insensitive gently caress, that the massive lid you carelessly installed crashed down upon my genitalia this morning... and it caused it to swell up and kink like a hose and (im crying as I type this) I lost control and tinked all over my mouth and beard. the rest of the day, i just told people I was crying, which i was also... but get this straight: you CANNOT break this dwarf -- each incident builds a hot liquid strength inside me like the great forge of Irontown.. i am tall enough and good enough and possess a formidable dwarfcock, and I don't deserve this bullshit.... re: CHILD GATES IN BREAKROOM....
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tell me more about dwarf dick sizes pls and ty
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their average length is actually 5.5? Before I checked I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
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As someone who is 6'7" i strongly disagree w/ this. But then again, being 6'3 would almost be better, at least you dont hit your head on everything like I do and can also buy clothes at a normal store
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Business Gorillas posted:there's literally nothing you can't do as 3'6" that you can do if you're 6'3" win a basketball game with 6'3" opponents
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overhead luggage (can be put inside, cannot operate)
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be able to avoid "how's the weather down there?" jokes from anyone met in public without living in a midget ghetto
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Business Gorillas posted:pros to being 3'6: Lost it when I read that. Thank you sir.
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need specially tailored suits from the.... short & small??
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I dunno, OP... After all, Herve Villachaez (Tattoo)shot himself-presumably with a .22 cal. He was once quoted as saying "Crotches! Crotches! All I see are crotches!" e: you might also get eaten by a cat. or a cow. e2: I am myself, exactly one Hitler in height myself. zimboe fucked around with this message at 12:24 on May 22, 2015 |
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du -hast posted:As someone who is 6'7" i strongly disagree w/ this. How many 3"6 people can you take on at once before they overpower you?
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spud posted:How many 3"6 people can you take on at once before they overpower you? They swarm in schools like piranha. Squat, ugly smelly piranha.
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du -hast posted:As someone who is 6'7" i strongly disagree w/ this. you are 1162 milliHitlers in height.
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get a 6'3" woman to chat with you at a bar... when there's an equally available/attractive 6'3" man next to you 
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