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If you're in a ladder match and someone puts a ladder on his shoulders and starts spinning around in the middle of the ring, DO NOT ENTER THE RING AND TRY TO ATTACK HIM LIKE A DUMBASS. Wait until he tires himself out, then do whatever you were going to do.
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Benne posted:If you're in a ladder match and someone puts a ladder on his shoulders and starts spinning around in the middle of the ring, DO NOT ENTER THE RING AND TRY TO ATTACK HIM LIKE A DUMBASS. Wait until he tires himself out, then do whatever you were going to do. This wouldn't work on Cesaro he never tires of spinning.
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May 30, 2015 05:25
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:This wouldn't work on Cesaro he never tires of spinning. In that case no one attack him and he'll spin so long he'll eventually get some lift and just fly out of the stadium, boom problem solved.
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May 30, 2015 05:47
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Tatum Girlparts posted:In that case no one attack him and he'll spin so long he'll eventually get some lift and just fly out of the stadium, boom problem solved. He'll fly right up to the belt ya maroon!
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May 30, 2015 06:32
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Cheesy tots aren't coming back
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May 30, 2015 07:21
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Andre the Giant retroactively gains weight with every year that passes since Wrestlemania 3 according to Hulk Hogan. He is now up to 800 pounds. Within ten years Andre's Wrestlemania 3 weight will have retroactively gone up to 1,200 pounds and Hogan will claim to have not only pulled every muscle in his back but broken both his arms while slamming Andre so hard that everyone in the Silverdome felt the rumbling under the earth.
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May 30, 2015 07:51
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Nut Bunnies posted:Ice Cream Bars aren't coming back
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May 30, 2015 09:03
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If you're hitting someone with a chair in a no DQ match, don't stop hitting them until they can't get up.
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May 30, 2015 11:23
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If you're white and you end up in a feud with Scott Steiner, you're white trash. AND FAT
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Nut Bunnies posted:Chicken fries are back
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May 30, 2015 15:37
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Stay outta jail.
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May 30, 2015 18:23
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whatsabattle posted:
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May 30, 2015 18:37
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Look it's just asking questions, ok?
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whatsabattle posted:
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If you set up a table you will somehow end up being slammed though it. Just let the other guy set up the table. Hogan is a oval office. Don't become his friend unless you want to be buried.
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May 30, 2015 19:27
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Octavion posted:
on the otherhand, you could be ed leslie
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May 30, 2015 19:29
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Fair point, beefer's had a pretty mental career https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7OPKZLrOTs
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May 30, 2015 19:36
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for a career midcarder, there are worse things than main eventing starrcade for a world title shot
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May 30, 2015 19:44
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whatsabattle posted:
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May 30, 2015 21:57
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It's NOT hot.
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Victoria ain't the lady to mess with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isq7qA9RGQI
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May 30, 2015 22:07
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Your time is up. His time is now.
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Be careful going out to the ring with a microphone with no current feuds. Your wig may end up being split.
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Blast Fantasto posted:It's NOT hot. There's no Hulkamaniacs here.
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Your new partner WILL SHOCK the world, just not in the way you were hoping
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Vince Russo is not worth whatever you want to pay him. Addendum: Sid does not have his scissors.
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Benne posted:Your new partner WILL SHOCK the world, just not in the way you were hoping Your new partner will fall flat on his loving arse.
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May 31, 2015 01:31
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Billy's NWA Cyberspace tshirts are too tight.
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ayn rand hand job posted:on the otherhand, you could be ed leslie but i don't want to gently caress hogan
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Don't expect your tag team partner to have your back if you're both fighting for a championship at the next PPV.
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- Don't accept a beer from Stone Cold Steve Austin. You WILL get Stunner'd for it. - Don't NOT accept a beer from Stone Cold Steve Austin. You will offend him and you WILL get Stunner'd for it.
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May 31, 2015 03:49
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If you achieve mainstream success outside of the WWE, take it. You'll be the next WWE champion come next Wrestlemania.
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Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because it is the best thing going today.
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May 31, 2015 04:38
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Benne posted:Your new partner WILL SHOCK the world, just not in the way you were hoping WCW will not capitalize on a billion dollar gimmick of a guy who is upset at the shoddy carpentry during his previous debut and spends his time fixing things and is called the Shackmaster.
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May 31, 2015 04:59
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If you're wrestling Sabu, bring a book or a deck of cards or your IPAD or something to keep you entertained while you lay on the mat for ten minutes selling or wandering around while Sabu spends ten minutes setting up elaborate networks of chairs and tables, most of which you will end up putting him through.
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May 31, 2015 08:14
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The boys were not out back smoking weed they were picking flowers for their girlfriends.
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If you get a 2-count that's almost a 3, don't waste a long time arguing with the referee about it. This gives you opponent time to recover.
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Kofi Kingston will not get eliminated the first time you throw him over the top rope in the Royal Rumble, he might not even the 2nd time. Make sure he is in a coma before slinging him over the ropes.
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Never beat up Sheamus too much in a match. The referee will force you into a corner for an inexplicably long time, and he will recover and kick your head off.
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