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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
'Ha-ha, look at that pathetic beta who never touched a woman's tit. I, on the other hand, am alpha and touch all women's tits.'

Wrong, motherfucker. This classification is not real. Just google it to prove yourself wrong. But if you're in dire need of a term for men like me, you can use meta male. That's right, I'm above your lovely patriarchal performative nonsense and that's why I'm not offended when people call me a bumder (or a human being), even though I'm 100% straight. In fact, most of the so-called 'alphas' are probably more gay than me, judging by how much time they spent watching athletic men acting out thinly-veiled sexual metaphors in action films and video games.

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Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
someone post that chart where dudes who obviously wouldn't be alpha had to make up new greek letter classifications to avoid considering themselves one of the hated beta males

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
"Meta male" sounds like you are gay.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Paladinus posted:

'Ha-ha, look at that pathetic beta who never touched a woman's tit. I, on the other hand, am alpha and touch all women's tits.'

Wrong, motherfucker. This classification is not real. Just google it to prove yourself wrong. But if you're in dire need of a term for men like me, you can use meta male. That's right, I'm above your lovely patriarchal performative nonsense and that's why I'm not offended when people call me a bumder (or a human being), even though I'm 100% straight. In fact, most of the so-called 'alphas' are probably more gay than me, judging by how much time they spent watching athletic men acting out thinly-veiled sexual metaphors in action films and video games.

i prefer my sexual metaphors w no veil, OP

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Kanthulhu posted:

"Meta male" sounds like you are gay.

it sounds like a prostate conscious vitamin supplement

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I admire you coming to terms with your mediocrity, but doing it in public may be a bad idea.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Frankenstyle posted:

I admire you coming to terms with your mediocrity, but doing it in public may be a bad idea.

:mediocre:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Deep down inside you all know I am a better person and your success with 'ladies' is only due to current low feminism awareness. In ten years I'll be enjoying all the attention from women I can, while you'll be in prison for sexual harassment.

The point of being a meta male is not only to transcend boundaries imposed by society, but also to be a man of men (cf. metajoke = a joke of jokes).

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 16:20 on May 25, 2015

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I am the alpha and the omega of males.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I don't even know what a bumder is, but going by your post it seems a safe bet that you are one

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I eat the liver of every animal I kill while the rest of my friends watch.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Paladinus posted:

In ten years I'll be

Like Sisyphus, condemned to spend eternity carrying a printer up a mountain.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
i rate people on how much money they earn

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you
A true meta male probably wouldn't have needed his feelings validated by such a lame and self fellating topic op, he probably would have had something better to do with his time

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Frankenstyle posted:

Like Sisyphus, condemned to spend eternity carrying a printer up a mountain.

Just this week I helped two of my female colleagues to move their PC to a different office space. And I didn't expect any intimacy in exchange, because this is a normal thing to do. The reason I never help my male colleagues with relocation is that they are privileged enough as it is. When we achieve real equality, I might carry your printer, but until then I carry printers to make a statement.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
Said like a true epsilon male.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Sum beta poo poo goin on n ths thrd

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sorry about your thread

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Id rather keep being a Renaissance Man, m'lady. *sweeping bow with rose in between teeth*

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I am the alpha and omega male, a dick biting it's own shaft

mastervj
Feb 25, 2011
Yes.

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man
The alpha and beta come from biology, but completely disregards the fact that the Beta in a community till get some pussy, usually from being clever or unusual :biotruths:

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

RicochetD20 posted:

the Beta in a community still get some pussy, usually from

fat girls.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Alright, to preemptively answer your possible question, I wouldn't castrate myself, but precisely because it wouldn't address the root cause of the issue, not because it's a bad way to deal with its consequences. Would I recommend castration to other meta males? It depends on cultural context, so I don't have a ready catch-all answer, I'm afraid.

az
Dec 2, 2005

zeta males itt

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

RicochetD20 posted:

The alpha and beta come from biology, but completely disregards the fact that the Beta in a community till get some pussy, usually from being clever or unusual :biotruths:

Yes, that's what I'm talking about. But the very classification based on who 'gets' 'pussy' is intrinsically damaging. If I had to choose between staying a virgin my whole life and raping a woman, I would choose virginity without a second though. The more meta males who would make the same choice there are, the better it is for women and for society in general.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


yes op i agree with your opinion

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
those terms are all about power, power denotes ability to execute your will, in today's society that equals money

get money smoke trees gently caress bitches

wisdom

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

thunderspanks posted:

yes op i agree with your opinion

What part do you agree with the most? I'm planning to prepare a lecture for a gender studies conference next month and I need as much input as possible. Can I use a screenshot of your post in my powerpoint presentation?

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
You seem overly concerned with defining levels of gayness as a measure of worthiness, OP.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
Article 1. Whether effeminacy is opposed to perseverance?

Objection 1. It seems that effeminacy is not opposed to perseverance. For a gloss on 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, "Nor adulterers, nor the effeminate, nor liers with mankind," expounds the text thus: "Effeminate--i.e. obscene, given to unnatural vice." But this is opposed to chastity. Therefore effeminacy is not a vice opposed to perseverance.

Objection 2. Further, the Philosopher says (Ethic. vii, 7) that "delicacy is a kind of effeminacy." But to be delicate seems akin to intemperance. Therefore effeminacy is not opposed to perseverance but to temperance.

Objection 3. Further, the Philosopher says (Ethic. vii, 7) that "the man who is fond of amusement is effeminate." Now immoderate fondness of amusement is opposed to eutrapelia, which is the virtue about pleasures of play, as stated in Ethic. iv, 8. Therefore effeminacy is not opposed to perseverance.

On the contrary, The Philosopher says (Ethic. vii, 7) that "the persevering man is opposed to the effeminate."

I answer that, As stated above (137, 1 and 2), perseverance is deserving of praise because thereby a man does not forsake a good on account of long endurance of difficulties and toils: and it is directly opposed to this, seemingly, for a man to be ready to forsake a good on account of difficulties which he cannot endure. This is what we understand by effeminacy, because a thing is said to be "soft" if it readily yields to the touch. Now a thing is not declared to be soft through yielding to a heavy blow, for walls yield to the battering-ram. Wherefore a man is not said to be effeminate if he yields to heavy blows. Hence the Philosopher says (Ethic. vii, 7) that "it is no wonder, if a person is overcome by strong and overwhelming pleasures or sorrows; but he is to be pardoned if he struggles against them." Now it is evident that fear of danger is more impelling than the desire of pleasure: wherefore Tully says (De Offic. i) under the heading "True magnanimity consists of two things: It is inconsistent for one who is not cast down by fear, to be defeated by lust, or who has proved himself unbeaten by toil, to yield to pleasure." Moreover, pleasure itself is a stronger motive of attraction than sorrow, for the lack of pleasure is a motive of withdrawal, since lack of pleasure is a pure privation. Wherefore, according to the Philosopher (Ethic. vii, 7), properly speaking an effeminate man is one who withdraws from good on account of sorrow caused by lack of pleasure, yielding as it were to a weak motion.

Reply to Objection 1. This effeminacy is caused in two ways. On one way, by custom: for where a man is accustomed to enjoy pleasures, it is more difficult for him to endure the lack of them. On another way, by natural disposition, because, to wit, his mind is less persevering through the frailty of his temperament. This is how women are compared to men, as the Philosopher says (Ethic. vii, 7): wherefore those who are passively sodomitical are said to be effeminate, being womanish themselves, as it were.

Reply to Objection 2. Toil is opposed to bodily pleasure: wherefore it is only toilsome things that are a hindrance to pleasures. Now the delicate are those who cannot endure toils, nor anything that diminishes pleasure. Hence it is written (Deuteronomy 28:56): "The tender and delicate woman, that could not go upon the ground, nor set down her foot for . . . softness [Douay: 'niceness']." Thus delicacy is a kind of effeminacy. But properly speaking effeminacy regards lack of pleasures, while delicacy regards the cause that hinders pleasure, for instance toil or the like.

Reply to Objection 3. In play two things may be considered. On the first place there is the pleasure, and thus inordinate fondness of play is opposed to eutrapelia. Secondly, we may consider the relaxation or rest which is opposed to toil. Accordingly just as it belongs to effeminacy to be unable to endure toilsome things, so too it belongs thereto to desire play or any other relaxation inordinately.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
the words you are looking for are virtuous and effeminate

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

You seem overly concerned with defining levels of gayness as a measure of worthiness, OP.

Your implication sort of proves it's the other way around. I don't care if people think I'm gay exactly because it doesn't matter.

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
I'm a gay virgin, also ive never had sex.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

'Ha-ha, look at that pathetic beta who never touched a woman's tit. I, on the other hand, am alpha and touch all women's tits.'

Wrong, motherfucker. This classification is not real. Just google it to prove yourself wrong. But if you're in dire need of a term for men like me, you can use meta male. That's right, I'm above your lovely patriarchal performative nonsense and that's why I'm not offended when people call me a bumder (or a human being), even though I'm 100% straight. In fact, most of the so-called 'alphas' are probably more gay than me, judging by how much time they spent watching athletic men acting out thinly-veiled sexual metaphors in action films and video games.

:siren: BETA SPOTTED :siren:

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
I'm a beta :smith:

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Volume posted:

:siren: BETA SPOTTED :siren:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

you're right about it being fake op, but you're wrong about that mattering

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Fredrik1 posted:

I'm a beta :smith:

You are not. When you understand this, you become a meta male. Actually, you don't even need to understand that.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

you're right about it being fake op, but you're wrong about that mattering

The fact that it doesn't matter is what matters. Hence meta.

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