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Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
I'd like the term "alpha male jack off" to remain a thing for as long as possible.

For example, I was waiting to get onto the on-ramp, and this alpha male jack off in an escalade is just sitting one lane over with his blinker on. I'm hoping I'll get the chance to look him in the eye and give him the finger, and the car in front of me lets him over.

Mooktastical fucked around with this message at 08:53 on May 28, 2015

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Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Zzulu posted:

the most alpha act of all is pounding a beta guy in the butt to assert your dominance

It's true. Lady dogs even do it

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