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I'm so alpha male that I gently caress dudes. Chicks are for faggots that cant wrestle a beta bear down, grease up his hairy rear end in a top hat and go to town. (In a gentle and considerate kind of way of course)
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To be alpha like me: Step 1) Find a hobby where you work with your hands to make stuff like carpentry or blacksmithing or welding, Step 2) Grow a huge handlebar moustache Step 3) Stop thinking or talking about alpha and beta and all that bullshit. Step 4) Try and keep from drowning in pussy juice.
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