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how can i drink at work? who will know i am, who will care ?
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May 26, 2015 06:46
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Wine in a coffee thermos. You are welcome.
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May 26, 2015 06:51
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im really enjoying this mid life crisis/crushing ennui postng trend in gbs
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May 26, 2015 06:53
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OMFG FURRY posted:im really enjoying this mid life crisis/crushing ennui postng trend in gbs also known as, gbs
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May 26, 2015 06:55
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Been there, done that, do not recommend.
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May 26, 2015 06:56
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How much of a gently caress up are you at work usually? Are you clumsy? Kind of incoherent? If you are then no one will notice as long as you use mints, probably.
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May 26, 2015 07:00
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TheJoker138 posted:How much of a gently caress up are you at work usually? Are you clumsy? Kind of incoherent? If you are then no one will notice as long as you use mints, probably. yeaah this. also this isn't day drinking this is getting drunk at work. relax mix some whiskey or vodka or whatever in your favorite drink. and yes I do mean your favorite
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May 26, 2015 07:10
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Take up smoking and people will smell that instead Drink a lot of water. Also, cheeseburgers 
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May 26, 2015 07:12
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Calbiyum posted:yeaah this. also this isn't day drinking this is getting drunk at work. relax mix some whiskey or vodka or whatever in your favorite drink. and yes I do mean your favorite my favorite drink is whiskey
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May 26, 2015 07:17
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Actually getting day drunk when you're on vacation is pretty sweet, by the way. Me and a few friends went to Chicago last summer and spent like, an hour doing tourist poo poo, and the rest of the time going to bars, getting hammered, and wandering the city. Was awesome, highly recommend it.
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May 26, 2015 07:23
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goddamn just do it like a normal person and go into a liquor store and buy a normal bottle of coke and a shooter bottle of rum, dump the rum into the coke and no one fuckin knows
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May 26, 2015 07:24
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she was a day drinker one way ticket yeah took me so long to found out and i found out
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May 26, 2015 07:51
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Just drink straight wood alcohol imo, hth
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May 26, 2015 07:52
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Kazak_Hstan posted:Just drink straight wood alcohol imo, hth filter it through some burnt toast first tho or you'll go blind
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May 26, 2015 07:54
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Wine in a can!
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May 26, 2015 07:57
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May 26, 2015 08:00
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Listen, the real secret to drinking at work is to hide it in plain sight. Get a bar for your office. A compact set with a couple of shelves and a marble or glass top is the most common, although an Italian renaissance-style globe bar can work really well in the right setting. Don't try to make it the centre of the room, just leave it in a corner near the door to your private bathroom or something. It should be at least 20 feet away from your desk, and out of direct sunlight. If your office has floor-to-ceiling windows, try putting it next to a bookcase or armoire. Keep enough tumblers that you can offer a drink to everyone you're meeting with, although obviously you'll only actually make the offer to other company officers. You'll need to stock a few different whiskeys, at minimum you should have a bourbon and a scotch, preferably in crystal decanters. That way you can accommodate different tastes. Once you've established that the bar is meant for meetings, it will just become another company expense. You can send your PA to the liquor store with the company card any time, and nobody will be the wiser.
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May 26, 2015 18:54
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drink gin it makes your breath smell less like booze than other types of liquor
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May 26, 2015 18:57
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What is your job? Obviously the morally acceptable level of inebriation is different for a code jockey than say someone who operates a front loader or drives an ambulance.Un chien andalou posted:drink gin it makes your breath smell less like booze than other types of liquor This is good advice. If you really wanna get fancy a Tom Collins just smells like lemonade.
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May 26, 2015 18:59
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Make work a hobby and it wont feel like work. If your hobby is drinking then its work.
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May 26, 2015 19:05
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RandomFerret posted:Listen, the real secret to drinking at work is to hide it in plain sight. Get a bar for your office. A compact set with a couple of shelves and a marble or glass top is the most common, although an Italian renaissance-style globe bar can work really well in the right setting. Don't try to make it the centre of the room, just leave it in a corner near the door to your private bathroom or something. It should be at least 20 feet away from your desk, and out of direct sunlight. If your office has floor-to-ceiling windows, try putting it next to a bookcase or armoire.
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May 26, 2015 19:06
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if you're good you can make being drunk look like a bout of depression at your desk
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May 26, 2015 19:06
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put some cannabutter in your coffee, feel better the whole day long
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May 26, 2015 19:08
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buttchug vodka, no one will know
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May 26, 2015 19:42
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Lucky Guy posted:buttchug vodka, no one will know Your proctologist always knows.
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May 26, 2015 19:48
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Be a real man and shoot heroin, nobody will smell that on your breath.
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May 26, 2015 19:52
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thermos of coffee with Evan Williams white label in it. don't start until after lunch. alternatively, vodka tonic or martini in water bottle. breath isn't as much of an issue with those two.
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May 26, 2015 19:55
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Un chien andalou posted:drink gin it makes your breath smell less like booze than other types of liquor ArmZ posted:thermos of coffee with Evan Williams white label in it. don't start until after lunch. alternatively, vodka tonic or martini in water bottle. breath isn't as much of an issue with those two. you guys are stupid!
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May 26, 2015 20:04
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Sometimes I like to have a beer or two on my lunch break at teh restaurant by my office! 
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May 26, 2015 20:06
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VendaGoat posted:Your proctologist always knows. if your butt doctor doesn't high five you for buttchugging, get a new butt doctor
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May 26, 2015 20:10
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Haverchuck posted:you guys are stupid! one of my tax professors worked in nyc in the 60s and 70s. they were not allowed to drink vodka because the clients couldn't smell it on their breath and would think they were stupid instead of just drunk.
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May 26, 2015 20:13
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pour some everclear into your coffee
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May 26, 2015 20:14
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In the employee handbook where I work they say you can have up to two drinks at lunch. Does a 16 ounce tumbler of boxed wine count as a single drink? I don't know for sure, but I'm going to assume so until someone tells me different.
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May 26, 2015 20:14
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Camelback full of vodka if you work in a kitchen
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May 26, 2015 20:17
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Germstore posted:In the employee handbook where I work they say you can have up to two drinks at lunch. Does a 16 ounce tumbler of boxed wine count as a single drink? I don't know for sure, but I'm going to assume so until someone tells me different. one box is one drink
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May 26, 2015 20:18
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I'm a whiskey gal myself. I started out with flasks, but then decided those didn't hold near enough so upped my game to plastic sports bottles. Much, much better. It was nice because there was a liquor store right down the road just in case. Plus, I worked a weird shift and had my own office. All of this helped me steadily increase the amount of alcohol I was drinking on a daily basis, and I was already a lush to begin with. But for you, I'll give you the advice my grandfather gave me when I was 7: vodka is for alcoholics because no one can smell it on your breath. He was a wise man. If you are a little baby, you can empty out one of those plastic lemons and put your booze in there like a child. Oh, I got one of these maybe 12, 13 years ago from eBay:  It was cool because they sent me two for some reason. I got them because they were funny. They don't hold nearly enough, but might be the right size for you. They have iPhone-looking ones now. I don't have any experience with iPhones or flasks that look like them so I can't give any insight.
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May 26, 2015 20:20
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ArmZ posted:one of my tax professors worked in nyc in the 60s and 70s. they were not allowed to drink vodka because the clients couldn't smell it on their breath and would think they were stupid instead of just drunk. this is extremely cool if it is true hahah
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May 26, 2015 20:23
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I like to drink a bunch at a bar in the afternoon and say, "Got to go, I'm due in surgery." before I leave.
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May 26, 2015 20:36
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dont be a loving retard, eat pot brownies or pills or something at work. no one can smell that. if your gettin the shakes if you dont drink at work, concider just dealing with that instead of drinking, it might be better for you in the long run
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May 26, 2015 20:45
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whiskey in ur coffee cup
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