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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




This one os probably bad, but I can't tell, and anyway I drew it today

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It's not bad.
I like her horns.

joke_explainer


multiple species horns!! I hope her brain is okay. those structures can go pretty deep into the head. it's lovely as always GSJG.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


joke_explainer posted:

multiple species horns!! I hope her brain is okay. those structures can go pretty deep into the head. it's lovely as always GSJG.

your mom goes pretty deep into the head.





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I'm drunk

Pedantra

by Lowtax
[gsjg's wife]: Im horny as hell right now
[gsjg]: hmm... that giving me an... idea *waggles eyebrows at her* :grin:
cut to gsjg posting this drawing

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cuntman.net

is she taking a selfie

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
that's beautiful

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


TWIST FIST posted:

is she taking a selfie

no, but she is taking a photo with her telephone

BIG BIC SQUAD
The only thing in this image that is bothering me is the perspective of some of the horns.

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
if I were her right then I'd probably be taking a selfie

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

blinking beacon nose posted:

if I were her right then I'd probably be taking a selfie

I don't mean to undermine your art by sexualizing it, but yeah, den titties

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

The only thing in this image that is bothering me is the perspective of some of the horns.

I decided not to worry about it

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


nonazis posted:

I don't mean to undermine your art by sexualizing it, but yeah, den titties

:/

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
She needs more horns.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Every hair on her head should be a different horn.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


drilldo squirt posted:

Every hair on her head should be a different horn.

ia gree

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
this is cool

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Horns are cool as heck and mysterious also?

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cuntman.net

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

no, but she is taking a photo with her telephone

is she taking a photo of a mirror

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
When you finish this picture she better be in a space suit.

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she's playing clash of clans

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

MinorLeagueAllstar posted:

she's playing clash of clans

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

nonazis posted:

that's beautiful

fuck. marry. t-rex

so can ytou draw your wifes face by muscle memory at this point?

do you think when your like 80 youll be able to draw your wife circa 2015 in exact by the sheer practice thats kinda touching maybe, or tragic



BIG BIC SQUAD
Wait woooaaaahhh what. That's your wife? She has a very nice face

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

so can ytou draw your wifes face by muscle memory at this point?

do you think when your like 80 youll be able to draw your wife circa 2015 in exact by the sheer practice thats kinda touching maybe, or tragic

I've been drawing her for 10 years and I'll probably be able to draw her at any stage in life. I want her to age in my art as she does in real life. I think that would be cool

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've been drawing her for 10 years and I'll probably be able to draw her at any stage in life. I want her to age in my art as she does in real life. I think that would be cool

yes i'm sure she'll appreciate every wrinkle and sag you add to her picture. that's the kind of thing that endears us to our men


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

oh honey. this picture perfectly shows that extra weight i put on. you're a sweetheart for reminding me


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


FluffieDuckie posted:

yes i'm sure she'll appreciate every wrinkle and sag you add to her picture. that's the kind of thing that endears us to our men

:shrug: as I age, I find older women more beautiful than young women

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

:shrug: as I age, I find older women more beautiful than young women

oh well we are ofc. but that doesn't mean we want our agingness recorded


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

fuck. marry. t-rex

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Wait woooaaaahhh what. That's your wife? She has a very nice face

yeah her face is nice or w.e but he married her for the 6 pt antlers- "great rack" haha



BIG BIC SQUAD

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

yeah her face is nice or w.e but he married her for the 6 pt antlers- "great rack" haha

heheh I get because ... rack also acn mean..breasys!!!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've been drawing her for 10 years and I'll probably be able to draw her at any stage in life. I want her to age in my art as she does in real life. I think that would be cool

i was gonna make a joke about your first museum piece being a painting of a smoldering pile of wrinkled flesh and bone labeled "my wife, age 97" but this is actually really romantic and sweet

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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

yeah her face is nice or w.e but he married her for the 6 pt antlers- "great rack" haha

joke_explainer


She probably just got out of her space suit. Man, helmets accommodating those horns must be expensive

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

yeah her face is nice or w.e but he married her for the 6 pt antlers- "great rack" haha

Lmao.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Somewhere there is a stack of playboys where glenn has drawn antlers and spacesuits and all the women.

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blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

:shrug: as I age, I find older women more beautiful than young women
:agreed:

as you age, more and more people just look like 12 year olds to you

or something

I.N.R.I
U should finish drawing her nipple in

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Wife who is literally horny :henget:: i love it when you , my alcoholic 50 year old husband, post the digital drawings you do of my naked body on the forum for drug addicts and the mentally ailing. well , assuming i even know about it.

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