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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Lrg. Drink. I didn't feel like having fries today.



Thank you Samanta O for your kind service

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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
{ { { { BACON } } } }

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Ape Fist posted:

{ { { { BACON } } } }

So they can't forget the most important topping to my cheese burger

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
is that extra bacon or did you just really emphasize bacon

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
their fries are so bad it's impressive

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
good job

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.

Novo posted:

their fries are so bad it's impressive

Seriously this. I ate there this weekend for the first time in like 5 years and the burger was better than I remember but those fries are godawful.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

look there's only five guys there and it takes four to do the burger okay????

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
lol 10 dollars for a burger get cucked

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If you rub a non-5 guys burger over your chest and say "Cholesterol" 3 times, Dad Gay, So What appears with a full 5 Guys meal including fries and a shake.

The downside is you have to drive him to the nearest bus station to get rid.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm very proud of you OP. Solid contribution to the burgin' lore.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
is this a meme

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i had a subway meatball sandwich last night its the closest thing they have to a burger

www
Aug 4, 2010

pickles?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
how they gently caress up fries?

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
they should add onion rings to the menu, imho

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I actually only see 1 burger on that receipt.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Bacon containment field needs more layers.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
5 guys all across the US and even canada are noticing an unaccountable surge in patrons

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

is that extra bacon or did you just really emphasize bacon

Thats just how they do bacon


Savings Coupon posted:

lol 10 dollars for a burger get cucked

Sorry that you do not earn enough to splurge money on high priced fast food, enjoy your whopper junior you beta scrub

www posted:

pickles?

Id argue it isnt even a burger without them


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I actually only see 1 burger on that receipt.

Im all alone :(

It was a double burger thogh, so burgers still applies

JakeP fucked around with this message at 23:09 on May 27, 2015

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
hot wet garbage in a bag

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I HOPE MY MAYOR GETS FIVE GUYS TO OPEN IN MY CITY SHE WILL GET MY VOTE

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

numberoneposter posted:

I HOPE MY MAYOR GETS FIVE GUYS TO OPEN IN MY CITY SHE WILL GET MY VOTE

I just moved here because my last city didn't have any 5 guys

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What would you rate Samantha O. out of 10 and do I have a chance with her?

Thnx.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
baconators are bretty good for chain fast food burgs

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

DEAR MISSUS MAYOR PLEASE RE-EVALUATE CITY PRIORITIES.

WE CAN LAST ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT REPLACING THE AGING RUSTY BRIDGE OR BUILDING A SEWARD TREATMENT PLANT FOR OUR EVER INCREASING POPULATION BUT WE CANT AND WONT CONTINUE LIVING WITHOUT FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Their fries are terrible. Why would you ever order them when you have all the delicious free peanuts you can eat? Then throw on the floor.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
5 Guys isn't very good. :(

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
:lol: framingham.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Novo posted:

their fries are so bad it's impressive

That's why they charge so much for a burger and drink.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i call it 5 guys boogers and flies lol

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
$11? A pretty good mexican place is next to my local five guys and I could get more steak fajitas than I can eat for $11.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

spud posted:

What would you rate Samantha O. out of 10 and do I have a chance with her?

Thnx.

Who the gently caress is Samantha O? You mean Samanta?

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Gatekeeper posted:

i call it 5 guys boogers and flies lol

lmao i'm doing this from now on

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SAMARTAN FLOXX

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

JakeP posted:

Sorry that you do not earn enough to splurge money on high priced fast food, enjoy your whopper junior you beta scrub

Actually Makin my own burgs tonight that will be 250% better than your $10 grease sponge, sorry you lack a grill, kitchen, skills, and taste

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
you say "grease sponge" like that's a bad thing

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Savings Coupon posted:

Actually Makin my own burgs tonight that will be 250% better than your $10 grease sponge, sorry you lack a grill, kitchen, skills, and taste

:smug: #rekt #uburglikeabitch :smug:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
bet savings coupon uses 90% lean ground beef

lol

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Savings Coupon posted:

Actually Makin my own burgs tonight that will be 250% better than your $10 grease sponge, sorry you lack a grill, kitchen, skills, and taste

Post proof or gtfo

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