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UPDATE: ok here it is





cats only

  • meow
  • purr
  • cannot kill people but angry and attacking way more often than dogs
  • wag tail when pissed off

similarities
  • can have short hair
  • can have long hair
  • both have hearing and sense of smell
  • both can emit sounds from their mouth
  • wag tails
  • plays with toys

dogs only
  • bark
  • can emit sounds from their butts (fart)
  • occasionally kill people
  • wag tail when happy
  • more understanding and empathetic than cats and a lot of time, people

LP0 ON FIRE fucked around with this message at 03:55 on May 29, 2015

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nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
(cats) (dogs)

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


both can and will have you and play fetch, and I have video evidence that cats can also bark

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Cyber Dog

cats fart too

Cyber Dog

sorry, but this is an inaccurate OP and im going to have to ask that it be stricken from the record. cats fart

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


boxing with pets:

cats: yes

dogs: not tested yet

fish:????

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Chill la Chill posted:

boxing with pets:

cats: yes

dogs: not tested yet

fish:????

Uh Boxers are dogs? Duh??

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Cyber Dog posted:

cats fart too

maybe a sick cat? not really a common thing i'm p certain!


Chill la Chill posted:

both can and will have you and play fetch, and I have video evidence that cats can also bark

special cats play fetch and i know the barking you're talking about. it's like when a cat sees a bird and makes this weird noise. but is it really a bark?

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similarities

  • both cats and dogs walk/run on all fours
  • both have one mouth

fuck. marry. t-rex

Oh I got distracted talking about boxers and forgot to say this:

gas thread :)

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


the cat is barking at the bird to let it know its days are numbered which is the same reason a dog would bark at it

also lol I meant to type both would chase you

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Uh Boxers are dogs? Duh??

well I'm a boxer and not a dog so I don't think this works but maybe I am that would explain the fleas

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Chill la Chill

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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Oh I got distracted talking about boxers and forgot to say this:

gas thread :)

IMO you shouldnt gas your pets

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google THIS

nonazis posted:

(cats) (dogs)

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Chill la Chill posted:

also lol I meant to type both would chase you


news to me

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
cats: rule

dogs: drool

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

CAT BRUSH posted:

cats: rule

dogs: drool

confirmed

social vegan



cats: nickname for people who like jazz

dogs: nickname for people who know dmx

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CAT BRUSH posted:

cats: rule

dogs: drool

oh yeah, true

alnilam

social vegan posted:

cats: nickname for people who like jazz

dogs: nickname for people who know dmx

lol



ty manifisto

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a looooong time ago someone made a song for me about jazzy cats. it's on youtube, maybe i will find it

alnilam

both: are cute and i like them and want to hang out with them

ron color

social vegan posted:

cats: nickname for people who like jazz

dogs: nickname for people who know dmx

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alnilam posted:

both: are cute and i like them and want to hang out with them

even tho dogs can be cute, cats are more likely to be cute. also dogs are more likely to be gross

both are smaller than a car

Cyber Dog

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

even tho dogs can be cute, cats are more likely to be cute. also dogs are more likely to be gross

both are smaller than a car

hmmm....

http://i.imgur.com/lqxIBsu.gifv

Cyber Dog

i like to imagine a little cat driving that car

go little buddy! get outta there!!!!!

ron color
dog say "yes"
cat say "NOPE"

Android Blues

cats are associated with otherness and magic, which makes it weird that werewolves are a Magic Thing but werecats are probably just the subject of some 90s fantasy novel

along the same lines cats are associated with girls while dogs are associated with boys which makes -1 sense - society needs to fix this

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what if they catch it? are they going to tear it apart?? :ohdear:

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


I give tummy rubs to:

dogs
- check

cats
- check

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Wertjoe

( dogs ( belly rubs) cats )

Wertjoe

Chill la Chill posted:

I give tummy rubs to:

dogs
- check

cats
- check

Dang, should a read the thread before I posted. Sorry for my copy cat styles.

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Chill la Chill posted:

I give tummy rubs to:

dogs
- check

cats
- check

in my experience, i can't do this to cats without them quickly changing their mood and becoming impatient; swatting at me

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Wertjoe posted:

Dang, should a read the thread before I posted. Sorry for my copy cat styles.

it's cool dude I thought you were formatting it nicely for the Venn diagram :)

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LP0 ON FIRE posted:

in my experience, i can't do this to cats without them quickly changing their mood and becoming impatient; swatting at me

how do you think I got it to start boxing @ me? :evilbuddy:

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joke_explainer


uh... I don't know what the rest of you are doing, lol, but these aren't venn diagrams. I made one, here:

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joke_explainer posted:

uh... I don't know what the rest of you are doing, lol, but these aren't venn diagrams. I made one, here:



i was eventually going to make a graphical one

that's p good though

joke_explainer


LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i was eventually going to make a graphical one

awesome I look forward to it. I'm sorry then, I thought we were supposed to contribute our own.

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joke_explainer posted:

awesome I look forward to it. I'm sorry then, I thought we were supposed to contribute our own.

no it's okay, i enjoyed it. i edited my post to show that. please contribute if you'd like to share ur cat/dog venn diagram work

Chill la Chill

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checklists are the first step before Venn diagrams dude we were just getting the preliminary stuff out of the way

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Chill la Chill posted:

checklists are the first step before Venn diagrams dude we were just getting the preliminary stuff out of the way

gently caress YOU, MAN. You could just jump right to the diagram. This project, we didn't have all the details, okay? We're all flying blind here. (I am joking by the way)

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