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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MonpK_idldc

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
:agreed:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
suck my dick op, now this is a porno

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
This sounds like the poo poo my chinese neighbors blare at 11:30 at night for what seems once a month. They must be celebrating their moon holiday or some poo poo.

Why do weeabos only like Japanese culture ? Is Japan the only country with anime ? I get that black people generally like kung fu movies (from my experiecne) but poo poo. Ive never seen a chubby white goober obsessing over vietnamese culture.

az
Dec 2, 2005

please to be enjoying china shovel, strong like dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
This sounds like what is in the background of the China buffet between the closed Best Buy and Burlington Coat Factory where the mexicans make your sushi

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

az posted:

please to be enjoying china shovel, strong like dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o

Holy loving poo poo I want one. I can dig a hole then chop up my potatoes in it. I bet that poo poo has a knock off Ipod built in but they dont show it because they dont want us american capatilist pigs copying it


and that poo poo can be used as a grappling hook ? No wonder were scared of china.

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

az posted:

please to be enjoying china shovel, strong like dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o

prease exorcise care whilst handring opticar system- as it is apts to be sticked by dusts and hand-fat

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Chinese-Military-Shovel-Survival-Tool-WJQ-308-with-Waterproof-Cases-Bag-/251544922267

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
imagine a squad of chinese army men frantically digging holes and chopping pptatoes with their tactical supershovels

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
chinese army men: we come with the fury of the flame serpent. prepare for your death. *bonks.you on the head with a battle shovel"

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Enfield posted:

chinese army men: we come with the fury of the flame serpent. prepare for your death. *bonks.you on the head with a battle shovel"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGzyyInUI3s

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
make some dumb-rear end on an internet forum spend $90 on a shovel he has no real use for

function show

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
gently caress i want that shovel

it grapples and it climbs and cuts through steel

I don't even want that 7 minutes back

wait why does it need a water proof case CHINA

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Will it survive a week submerged in diesel fuel tho


This is the true test of military equipment

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

This sounds like the poo poo my chinese neighbors blare at 11:30 at night for what seems once a month. They must be celebrating their moon holiday or some poo poo.

Why do weeabos only like Japanese culture ? Is Japan the only country with anime ? I get that black people generally like kung fu movies (from my experiecne) but poo poo. Ive never seen a chubby white goober obsessing over vietnamese culture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB_qEYNY3zk


lol pro click

If you asked a Chinese person about this song they would say "Man sing very strong! Words very beautiful. Some thing I don't understand."

raton fucked around with this message at 13:57 on May 29, 2015

az
Dec 2, 2005

glory of mighty china shovel spread

mission success

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
steel thy shovel.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

This sounds like the poo poo my chinese neighbors blare at 11:30 at night for what seems once a month. They must be celebrating their moon holiday or some poo poo.

Why do weeabos only like Japanese culture ? Is Japan the only country with anime ? I get that black people generally like kung fu movies (from my experiecne) but poo poo. Ive never seen a chubby white goober obsessing over vietnamese culture.


they've moved onto korea now. they move from asian country to asian country as they develop sufficiently enough to start exporting their pop culture.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

LegoPirateNinja posted:

Will it survive a week submerged in diesel fuel tho


This is the true test of military equipment

Wouldn't diesel fuel be better for metal? Or is thrre plastic parts too?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Sanguine posted:

gently caress i want that shovel

it grapples and it climbs and cuts through steel

I don't even want that 7 minutes back

wait why does it need a water proof case CHINA

it's an oar, isn't it already waterproof??

az
Dec 2, 2005

I own one

lets just say the advertisement is a little bit misleading

az
Dec 2, 2005

and by that I mean it breaks at the joints when you try to cleave a melon with it

edit: the paint chips off when scratching against anything harder than a blade of grass and the metal sets a world speed record for rust

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
It's a trench shovel. They're like 20 bucks at a milsurp joint. I have one in my garage.

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az
Dec 2, 2005

I don't think you understand, it's Chinese Military Shovel WJQ-308. Best in world.

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