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The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand. “Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.” My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“ I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed. “Deace nuts, bitch.” My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.
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May 29, 2015 04:29
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gay as hell
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May 29, 2015 04:31
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I giggled at this op
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May 29, 2015 20:43
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op i five'd ya up
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May 29, 2015 21:11
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Deace nutz bitch!!
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May 29, 2015 21:18
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lol
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May 29, 2015 21:19
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lol
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May 29, 2015 21:24
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May 29, 2015 21:26
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i wanna hate it, but I just can't. 
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May 29, 2015 21:40
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Actually voted 3 though. thread is dece
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May 29, 2015 21:41
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The year is 2082, I'm still gay as hell like the op.
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May 29, 2015 21:49
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it's deez nuts, op
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May 29, 2015 21:51
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also lol dang op u a babby
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May 29, 2015 22:34
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it's copy pasta
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May 29, 2015 23:02
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I'm here to ruin the fun
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May 29, 2015 23:10
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Linux Pirate posted:I'm here to ruin the fun Y..you mean ... the op is a faker??
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May 29, 2015 23:15
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Nooner posted:Y..you mean ... the op is a faker?? 'fraid so, son... 
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May 29, 2015 23:18
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and you op! how dare you repost jokes on the internet!
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May 29, 2015 23:45
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Unoriginal jokes? this would've been a big deal in GBS several years ago
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May 30, 2015 00:22
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Changed my vote from a 3 to a 1! I am outraged, op!
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