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The bittie(or brother if u gay) you givin dick to is lying down, preferably on their stomach, and you bust a huge watery nut on them, Then when they ask you to clean it up you ignore them, and they try to get up and your cum is spilling al over their poo poo lol. Not funny if its your bed tho. thats gross. what is your favorite thing about sex (or in general)
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that thing your mom does with her tongue
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May 29, 2015 07:03
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super nailgun posted:that thing your mom does with her tongue I never understood, why would someone care about their mom getting laid? I'm a grown man what she does ain't my business.
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May 29, 2015 07:06
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youre dumb as gently caress wait 400 hours then try another thread
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May 29, 2015 07:08
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bittie? What in the gently caress is a bittie?
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May 29, 2015 07:08
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I like nutting my hiv positive jizz in yo momma. I punch her in the back of the head and yell DEATH CUM
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May 29, 2015 07:10
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gnarlyhotep posted:bittie? What in the gently caress is a bittie? I think it is actually spelled biddie, sorry. We must be from different areas.
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May 29, 2015 07:12
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The best part is when I stop crying (usually like 2-3hrs after the act)
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May 29, 2015 07:15
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i ram my ovipositor through her carapace and insert my payload
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May 29, 2015 07:15
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google black bart simpson
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May 29, 2015 07:17
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gnarlyhotep posted:bittie? What in the gently caress is a bittie?
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May 29, 2015 07:19
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I like when they compliment my perfect penis, really helps the ol' self esteem
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May 29, 2015 07:20
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Mixodorian posted:I think it is actually spelled biddie, sorry. We must be from different areas. so it's an annoying old woman? answer quick or face my wrath.
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May 29, 2015 07:27
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gnarlyhotep posted:so it's an annoying old woman? answer quick or face my wrath. No to me its a younger girl in early 20's who wears all American Apparel and has tons of pictures online of her doing drugs and stuff. And listens to Drake and Makonnen and stuff. It's never really something I've stopped to quantify to be honest. Mixodorian fucked around with this message at 07:31 on May 29, 2015 |
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May 29, 2015 07:28
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Mixodorian posted:No to me its a younger girl in early 20's who wears all American Apparel and has tons of pictures online of her doing drugs and stuff. what kind of hosed up culture are you from?
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May 29, 2015 07:34
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I had the bitch on that bed, and I was railin her snatch like there was no tomorrow. And I came in my condom. And it felt wonderful. But the bitch went crazy in September 2000
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May 29, 2015 07:36
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gnarlyhotep posted:what kind of hosed up culture are you from? I turned 23 just in January and go to school in New York so I don't know maybe that has something to do with it. I've never really thought anything of the word until now.
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:I had the bitch on that bed, and I was railin her snatch like there was no tomorrow. And I came in my condom. And it felt wonderful. But the bitch went crazy in September 2000 remember when thingyman(i think?) edited your avatar pic to have the dino sucking 2 dongs?
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May 29, 2015 07:38
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its better to cum in the pussy and then they give birth to a cum baby on the toilet 
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May 29, 2015 07:38
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Pivotal Lever posted:its better to cum in the pussy and then they give birth to a cum baby on the toilet Hahaha drat that is nasty. My man.
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May 29, 2015 07:41
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ROFLburger posted:remember when thingyman(i think?) edited your avatar pic to have the dino sucking 2 dongs? I think so
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May 29, 2015 07:41
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ROFLburger posted:remember when thingyman(i think?) edited your avatar pic to have the dino sucking 2 dongs? ahaha that was loving great anybody have that saved, post it
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May 29, 2015 07:41
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gnarlyhotep posted:ahaha that was loving great Make it my av
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May 29, 2015 07:42
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:Make it my av please. somebody who has money please
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May 29, 2015 07:44
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I have found it, and it is glorious The thread, which I goldmined because of it http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3718050
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May 29, 2015 07:58
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Jazzin', jazzin', getting the jazzin' in! jazzin', jazzin', jazzin'
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May 29, 2015 07:58
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right click, save as...
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May 29, 2015 07:59
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I honestly like foreplay better than sex.. Its all in the chase
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May 29, 2015 08:42
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super nailgun posted:that thing your mom does with her tongue
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May 29, 2015 14:05
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Busting a nut inside, no condom.
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May 29, 2015 16:14
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sex is for nerds
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May 29, 2015 16:30
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I just really like the part when the sperms squirt out of the pee hole... its my favorite.
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May 29, 2015 16:46
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:That thing your mom does with her tongue
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May 29, 2015 17:20
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sorry about your gross watery cum op
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May 29, 2015 17:21
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Sweet missionary, God approved.
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May 29, 2015 17:40
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Dungeon Ecology posted:i ram my ovipositor through her carapace and insert my payload gently caress yeah traumatic insemination
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May 29, 2015 18:04
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I like the part when my pee pee goes in her poo poo
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May 29, 2015 18:20
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gnarlyhotep posted:so it's an annoying old woman? answer quick or face my wrath. no, not biddie bittie like a bit of somethin-somethin
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May 29, 2015 18:27
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When she cries 
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May 29, 2015 18:33
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i like it when u tell each other u love each other and snuggle up close and fall asleep together in love one soul blazing for ja
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