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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Look at them cocksucking lips mmmmmmmmmmmm



D. Hastert, R., Illinois

Used to coach boy's wrestling and teach at a highschool, sucked a lot of cock, got into politics off the cuff (no way there was pressure to kick his cock slobbering rear end out of the rural Illinois school district where he was drinking boycum) through being called in after losing an election and having been called up by some other closeted homosexual who had the power to do that.

Loves the poo poo out of NAFTA, the War on Drugs, the NRA, anti-abortion movements and The Patriot Act (which ironically empowered federal prosecutors to later indite him for improper currency transactions AKA bribes, and made the penis of a WASPy 16 year old male look mighty good). Opposes federal money for needle exchange, campaign finance reform, condoms when topping but not when bottoming.

raton fucked around with this message at 14:51 on May 30, 2015

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
He took out hundreds of thousands of dollars for bribing his boyslave and did it intentionally in less than the 10k increments beyond which banks are required to report to the IRS, which is known as structuring, which is by itself a federal crime punishable by between "a fine" and 5 years in prison.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=simV1ZXFsxI

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

RavenKrows posted:

is the boy going to jail too for the blackmail

hastert deserves everything that happens to him im just curious about this one

No, that's stupid.

Blackmail is "give me money or else I will" not "take this money and please don't."

raton fucked around with this message at 17:57 on May 30, 2015

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