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I recently discovered that in games like Dungeons & Dragons, that you actually make your own character beyond rolling some stuff and it's not largely pre-set for the mission. I've never played D&D or actually had any meaningful exposure to it, so I didn't know this. I still don't know if you have to play a human only or if you can be an elf and stuff, I assume you can because it seems like something nerds would want, plus it was an option in Dragon Age Origins, which is basically D&D (I assume the "dog" is played by the super weird person in the group). Also, apparently people re-use these characters? And become attached to them? Are YOU attached to your tabletop game characters? What are they like? Also, I overheard two girls in public discussing their need for a new Launchpad for their erotic Ducktales online roleplay. (Actually, I guess they didn't say "online"?!?!???) So apparently people also just roleplay, like, hanging out? Or duck sex? Sometimes these are "original characters", but sometimes they're not. It's not a complete crossover. Original characters are also sometimes not for roleplay. (That's what I understand better, I don't actually get how you roleplay an original character, because don't you have a plot you want and don't they also? Is this not in conflict? Do they handle it like Robotech?) You can tell me about this stuff too. Here's some pictures of orcs.     When I was growing up, we called them Shreks. 
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Hell yeahs Pick we should play dungeon world sometime Here is my I.F.C. Ranger from Chex Quest: Gaiden, Cocoa Buff: 
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May 30, 2015 21:21
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every day i larp as a dude who doesnt have to drink himself to sleep
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May 30, 2015 21:21
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i roleplay on the toilet, i am a mighty butt warrior and the blood is just part of the lifestyle
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May 30, 2015 21:22
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large man with a large sword and large numbers
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May 30, 2015 21:22
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I roleplay anime characters because my life is a living hell and I wish for the sweet release of death on a daily basis.
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May 30, 2015 21:23
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A stuttering, ginger vampire that works for the IRS.
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May 30, 2015 21:24
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One time I was an angel who was melted down to power a robot that used magic swords. Obviously, dragons were involved.
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May 30, 2015 21:27
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Happily married to my half dwarf wife who lost both her arms to a Shoggoth. She also has leprosy but our love overcomes that op
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Cathulhu posted:A stuttering, ginger vampire that works for the IRS. A crazed conspiracy theorist libertarian elf ranger who goes from place to place causing anti-tax riots to cover up his tracks because of the pursuing tax collectors who are trying to get him for seventy years of tax evasion. The Acorn Tax is an unjust institution that the Oak Elf minority uses to oppress the Pine Elf majority. They're putting dragon bile in the water 
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May 30, 2015 21:31
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A dwarf with gigantism who is offended when people think he is a human. He secretly wishes he was an elf.
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May 30, 2015 21:32
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A popular but critically-despised Canadian rockstar who fights orcs in his spare time
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May 30, 2015 21:33
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i want to be........ a slutty elf roll for anal constitution
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May 30, 2015 21:34
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I am a gnome with a cock bigger than my body
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May 30, 2015 21:34
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i was a gay human rogue trying to con a elf mage out of his treasure while my gay ex lover was also trying to do the same thing and also the 4th guy in the party was trying to convince us to not be gay anymore and would pray for us every session
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May 30, 2015 21:34
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The former world champion arm wrestler who has come out of retirement to challenge the demon king to an arm wrestling match that will determine the fate of the kingdom.
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May 30, 2015 21:36
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A sentient crab with a revolver whose claws can cut through steel. He is addicted to cocaine and owes his dealer a debt he cannot reasonably repay.
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May 30, 2015 21:37
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a peasant who is largely ignorant of the world outside his village and who avoids anything resembling danger or adventure go on a quest? no. I need to get this barley planted so my family doesn't starve this winter.
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May 30, 2015 21:37
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im a 5-th level Ali Baba
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May 30, 2015 21:39
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Otto von Bismarck, except is a tsundere anime lady.
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May 30, 2015 21:39
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I was doing good in progress quest my equipment had big numbers in it and I was able to level while I was afk.
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May 30, 2015 21:42
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A gnomish occupational health and safety inspector who evicts monsters from abandoned mineshafts for their own safety.
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May 30, 2015 21:45
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a half-good syrup golem that speaks mandarin
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May 30, 2015 21:58
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joe biden a level 7 multiclass vice president/rogue
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May 30, 2015 22:08
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a sickly dwarf tailor with a tragic past and a dark secret
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May 30, 2015 22:10
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I recently discovered that D&D is the most generic, soulless fiction ever invented. Tolkein was inspired by myth; D&D was inspired by comic books (and Tolkein)
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Strategic Tea posted:I recently discovered that D&D is the most generic, soulless fiction ever invented. Tolkein was inspired by myth; D&D was inspired by comic books (and Tolkein) right, but then you have Game of Thrones
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May 30, 2015 22:28
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Strategic Tea posted:I recently discovered that D&D is the most generic, soulless fiction ever invented. Tolkein was inspired by myth; D&D was inspired by comic books (and Tolkein) take it one step further and look at video game fiction inspired by D&D peer into the void true old weird d&d is actually inspired by "the appendix n" authors who have more in common with pulp sci-fi than tolkein
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May 30, 2015 22:31
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I roleplay as a Somethingawful forums poster named "Applewhite."
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May 30, 2015 22:48
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My buddy played some superhero rpg and his dude was a speedster but only if not being directly observed. So he looks like a sloth and then you turn your head and boom he's zipping around kicking rear end.
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May 30, 2015 23:04
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i dont roleplay online but in person ive been acting like a depressed neurotic idiot for over two decades preparing for playing this character in a local play
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May 30, 2015 23:10
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Zombie Boat posted:My buddy played some superhero rpg and his dude was a speedster but only if not being directly observed. So he looks like a sloth and then you turn your head and boom he's zipping around kicking rear end. that character sounds cool actually.
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May 30, 2015 23:17
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I'm just starting a game with my brother and some other dudes so I'm about to have 3+ characters! I am going to torture and then murder them.
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May 30, 2015 23:22
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developing a roleplaying system based on something awful. you can be a gbs poster a pyf poster an fyad poster a good mod or a bad mod.
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May 30, 2015 23:25
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I roleplay a stupid jerkoff on GBS
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May 30, 2015 23:26
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mission idea for something awful the game: catchphrases get banned and gbs posters and fyad posters have to go to qcs. the gbs posters try to kill the old gbs posters and the fyad posters have to protect them. the mods have to battle the gbs posters but they also have to stop a guy who keeps doxxing spanish manlove. its a very exciting faction based roleplaying adventure
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:mission idea for something awful the game: catchphrases get banned and gbs posters and fyad posters have to go to qcs. the gbs posters try to kill the old gbs posters and the fyad posters have to protect them. the mods have to battle the gbs posters but they also have to stop a guy who keeps doxxing spanish manlove. its a very exciting faction based roleplaying adventure please shut up
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Im fuckin this little blonde 19yr old whose got way to much of daddys money and loves roleplaying. She just buys outfits and poo poo and tell me to come over. Its mostly her roleplaying but every now and than I have to play along Its p sweet op
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a level 14 gay
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