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zooted heh posted:I feel the problem is that the roads, parking lots, and lanes in America were never built with a giant truck or suv in mind. what kind of tiny foot long wide roads do you drive on where big trucks can't fit?
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Nigel Farage posted:Why do you Yanks feel the need to drive huge gas guzzlers? lol even in your own crappy country the micra is considered a piece of poo poo seriously why would you drive that if you lived in a first world country
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Bivens posted:i think we're all forgetting that sedans are built for people under 5'9", and it's understood that men under 5'9" aren't men I'm 6'0 but yeah I have to put the seat all the way back in my sedan
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Jun 21, 2015 22:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ftRFmsxOTA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuQpg-vNfL4
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Jun 21, 2015 22:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRu3xtTH9ng 3 of my favourite things, a chick in a bikini, trucks, and ROLLIN COAL
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Jun 21, 2015 22:57
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i really hate rollin coal but i think it would be really fun to do just to piss off whiny bitches like the OP
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Jun 21, 2015 22:58
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Hollis Brownsound posted:You should divorce her. Fancy talk. I recommend drowning.
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I.C. posted:I have been seeing an inordinate amount of Chargers lately, and I keep asking people if they have noticed all the Chargers on the road and they keep saying no. Chargers are the new hot fleet vehicle for rental companies and law enforcement, and used versions are hitting the market and selling briskly. And by new I mean for the last 5-8 years but that's why there are also loads of used Chargers. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jun 22, 2015 |
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Jun 22, 2015 03:22
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what the gently caress is appealing about this?
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Jun 22, 2015 03:33
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ROFLburger posted:what the gently caress is appealing about this? people who didn't graduate high school think it's a good counterpoint to global warming
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Jun 22, 2015 03:35
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I love my clown car
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Welcome to TX! Spotless bro trucks driven by backwards baseball cap dbags that have never seen a dirt path and diesel dickwad trucks that have to shut the engine off at the drive-thru if they even fit. I drive a Scion xB that I was able to fit a flat packed dresser and couch into. Car is stupid ugly but gets decent mpg and is comfortable enough for someone that is 6'5". Also yes, chargers are everywhere.
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Jun 22, 2015 05:44
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ROFLburger posted:what the gently caress is appealing about this? other than pissin off op absolutely nothin. that shits retarded.
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Jun 22, 2015 05:49
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I drive an Outback. Does this make me gay?
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I love my clown car did it come with a complimentary fedora and an ironic mustache?
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Jun 22, 2015 09:56
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i wasn't aware 80's civics had that connotation? there's no way a nerd could keep it maintained. e: i may be ahead my a decade ...
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I Might Be Adam posted:Welcome to TX! Spotless bro trucks driven by backwards baseball cap dbags that have never seen a dirt path and diesel dickwad trucks that have to shut the engine off at the drive-thru if they even fit. My sister in law has an xB and drat it's roomy. If I were shorter I would feel like a child riding in that thing.
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Jun 22, 2015 15:35
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also you can rent trucks for like 15/hr which is way cheaper than owning a truck unless you're a landscaper.
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Jun 22, 2015 15:38
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oi m8 me nissan micra done shat one of its tubes
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Jun 22, 2015 15:41
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dougdrums posted:i wasn't aware 80's civics had that connotation? there's no way a nerd could keep it maintained. It's a 75, and I'm usually too busy swearing at it to worry about hats or mustaches. I just love tiny rear end cars.
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Jun 22, 2015 15:48
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How about those Porsche SUVs every yuppie drives here in Boston?
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Jun 22, 2015 15:50
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14 INCH SLIT posted:It's a 75, and I'm usually too busy swearing at it to worry about hats or mustaches. I just love tiny rear end cars. i have an escort that doubles as a snow mobile, i know how you feel man 
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Jun 22, 2015 16:06
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post tiny cars itt
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Jun 22, 2015 16:07
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Fight the power
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Robo Reagan posted:what kind of tiny foot long wide roads do you drive on where big trucks can't fit? every road in america
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Jun 22, 2015 16:53
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Actually it doesn't matter anymore. The planet is doomed, so I'm going to continue driving my pickup to my high paying but inconsequential desk job. Peace.
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Jun 22, 2015 16:54
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im going to lift my vehicle up to the size of a monster truck, get drunk at the local watering hole, run some electric car over while not even noticing till i pull into my trailer park where i have remians of some human being on my bumper. roll tide.
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Jun 22, 2015 17:05
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I drive a Volvo. It's pretty neat.
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station wagon supremacy. driving is the worst, but station wagons are cool and handy i used to drive an F-150, and 97% of the stuff i thought I needed a truck to do can be done with a station wagon + plus more space for people and better gas mileage.
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Jun 22, 2015 20:22
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lol if you're enough of a nickel-dicked retard to actually own a car, let alone a truck, in the 21st century
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OMGVBFLOL posted:lol if you're enough of a nickel-dicked retard to actually own a car, let alone a truck, in the 21st century you poo poo your pants at a gas station in malibu
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Ramsus posted:you poo poo your pants at a gas station in malibu are you aware it is possible to temporarily take possession of and drive a car you don't personally own i have shat my pants many times, but that was not one of them
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Jun 22, 2015 21:10
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yes because I do not commute I have vehicles with bad mileage and two weekends ago I went on a long trip so we rented a toyota carolla
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Jun 22, 2015 21:13
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my daily driver (that is to say, my car) is a miata and while it's a cool car to drive, there is absolutely nothing small or economical about it, it can carry 1 passenger and a very limited amount of luggage in the back but consumes as much as a ford focus. its a gas guzzling monstrosity disguised as a little clown car
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i only drive it once or twice a week though
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I don't know what kind of milage my daily driver gets OP, but I would definitely assume less than 20 miles per gallon.
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Hollis Brownsound posted:It's called a van rear end in a top hat. It's way more practical than a pickup truck. Pickup trucks only exist because some dudes have tiny dicks. This is not true and your assertion that it is tells me that you have never had to transport anything of significant size. If you're concerned about the environment then stop eating meat and move your rear end to save it. Posting on Something Awful to make yourself feel wise and superior is not helping our spaceship earth. That being said, if you own a pickup truck and never transport anything in the back you are a prick. Dr. Gene Dango MD fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Jun 23, 2015 |
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