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i want to opn up a magic the gathering carstore in the mall, basically just a bunch of tbles whre ppl can come and hang out, chat, play magic. i will work primarily based on donations, any recommendations? i am going to spend my life savings on it
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Jun 1, 2015 00:50
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Sell only Conspiracy boosters but its an unlisted/unshelved item
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Jun 1, 2015 00:52
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Print out a jpeg of the black lotus on your dads nice printer and glue it to a real card and sell it to some dumbass at school for 60 bucks because "you already have one". Do this several hundred thousand times and you are golden.
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Jun 1, 2015 00:54
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Put signs up that say "gently caress off SJWs" and "No biocunts allowed". You will have a massive following for sure then.
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Jun 1, 2015 00:56
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Dave_Indeed posted:Print out a jpeg of the black lotus on your dads nice printer and glue it to a real card and sell it to some dumbass at school for 60 bucks because "you already have one". growing up the comic store i went to had a big giant frame with a tiny black lotus in it behind their counter i don't think it was real
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Jun 1, 2015 00:58
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I'm opening a real actual magic store right beside your game store. Goonspeed
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Jun 1, 2015 01:07
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i have a thousand black lotusos up my rear end in a top hat
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Jun 1, 2015 01:08
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I think this could work OP if you hire me to run the place at a starting salary of 80K.
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Jun 1, 2015 01:12
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how come there's no white lotus
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Jun 1, 2015 01:12
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Will be opening a board games store in same mall op, looks like another dudes opening a legit magic shop, hopefully we don't all cannibalize the same demographics. Going to be a 24/7 board game store for those epic 20 hr long games of Axis & Allies, Deadliest Species and A Few Acres of Snow.
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Jun 1, 2015 01:16
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Darf posted:I'm opening a real actual magic store right beside your game store. Goonspeed One of those big box magick stores is going to open in your town and wreck your poo poo.
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Jun 1, 2015 01:18
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TOOT BOOT posted:how come there's no white lotus The Order of the White Lotus maintained a low profile until Grand Lotus Iroh gathered its members to liberate Ba Sing Se during the passing of Sozin's Comet at the end of the Hundred Year War. After they helped Sokka, Toph, and Suki by lending them an eel hound in order to arrive at Phoenix King Ozai's airship base, Iroh and Jeong Jeong utilized the power of Sozin's Comet to increase their firebending during the liberation while they worked in conjunction with Pakku utilizing waterbending, King Bumi utilizing earthbending and Piandao utilizing hand-to-hand combat.
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Jun 1, 2015 01:22
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So you are gonna sell top hats and wands and poo poo like that? Do you need a license to sell rabbits?
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Jun 1, 2015 01:34
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dark lotus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wO_46XkbSk
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Jun 1, 2015 01:38
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OP, are you just doing it for all the nerd poonany that you'll get?
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Jun 1, 2015 01:42
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I think you'll find that a lot of people won't even donate. They'll just act all entitled and say that they WILL donate but won't ACTUALLY donate and will only complain about the chairs/tables/floors, etc. Not that this is a bad idea, but you need to be ready for it.
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Jun 1, 2015 01:46
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buy a 3d printer and sell bootleg warhammer stuff/guns
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Jun 1, 2015 01:48
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:growing up the comic store i went to had a big giant frame with a tiny black lotus in it behind their counter It was a very common practice when the game was popular. You put one of those really thick card protector dealies on it and refused to take it out so they couldn't see it was obviously fake. This kid in 8th grade got beat to a pulp one time because he pulled that on some other kid with an older redneck brother.
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Jun 1, 2015 01:53
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TOOT BOOT posted:how come there's no white lotus that's a bit racialist innit
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Jun 1, 2015 01:53
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anyway, two words: counter candy
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Jun 1, 2015 01:55
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give me your life savings to take your virginity instead
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Jun 1, 2015 01:57
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Start selling child pornography to really appeal to your clients tastes.
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Jun 1, 2015 02:00
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whats the deal with magic the gathering/warhammer anyway? like is it fun?
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Jun 1, 2015 02:02
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Is this game still popular, or is it dying off? I remember kids playing it like 20 years ago.
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Jun 1, 2015 02:02
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TOOT BOOT posted:how come there's no white lotus
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Jun 1, 2015 02:03
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how are you gonna keep all the cool kids playing yu gi oh with fashion mulelts and manbuns and plaid tatt'd babes out?
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Jun 1, 2015 02:05
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first you must discover a new air freshener more potent than anything on the market.
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Jun 1, 2015 02:10
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lawfare posted:whats the deal with magic the gathering/warhammer anyway? like is it fun? 
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Jun 1, 2015 02:25
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Serious Frolicking posted:first you must discover a new air freshener more potent than anything on the market. install a heating unit above the door but instead of heat make it send down a continuous misting of febreze
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Jun 1, 2015 02:31
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Some dorks at work play magic the gathering. They also talk about Dragonball a lot. I really want to fire them every time I overhear them talking about it.
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Jun 1, 2015 02:35
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i heard dark ratual is a good card u get to turn 1 mana into 3
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Jun 1, 2015 02:43
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from what ive witnessed, autists rarely have any fun playing the games they are obsessed with
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Jun 1, 2015 02:46
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OP put a 5 guys inside your store
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Jun 1, 2015 02:47
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having to finally grad highschool is tough on all of us op
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Jun 1, 2015 02:48
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Whimsy posted:The Order of the White Lotus maintained a low profile until Grand Lotus Iroh gathered its members to liberate Ba Sing Se during the passing of Sozin's Comet at the end of the Hundred Year War. After they helped Sokka, Toph, and Suki by lending them an eel hound in order to arrive at Phoenix King Ozai's airship base, Iroh and Jeong Jeong utilized the power of Sozin's Comet to increase their firebending during the liberation while they worked in conjunction with Pakku utilizing waterbending, King Bumi utilizing earthbending and Piandao utilizing hand-to-hand combat. I farted
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Jun 1, 2015 02:52
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Don't forget to include the underground satanic cult dungeon underneath your shop, so you can subvert the innocent into worshiping our dark lord with the help of demonic playing cards. You're gonna need a lot of febreeze to start of with, though.
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Jun 1, 2015 02:55
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Jun 1, 2015 02:55
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Hey OP, this is me. can I play at your store? I promise I'll donate.
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Jun 1, 2015 03:06
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yeah magic would be a much better game if it were played with tarot cards and actually involved worshiping satan
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Jun 1, 2015 03:27
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Lure the players into the store with shelves full of bootleg cards then knock out the players with strategic use of tranquilizing gas. Take their cards and put them on sale. Drag knocked out player into
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