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Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

Post the worst thing you've ever done ITT (in this thread).

You may email me anonymously using https://www.guerrillamail.com at puppy.galaxy@yahoo.com if you'd like.

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Gf made spaghetti one night and I forgot to put it in the fridge. Pretty hosed up and I have never lived it down, it haunts me to this day.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:07

Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:09

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

here's mine: in 8th grade i went on a camping trip on this little island in a lake with some friends and got drunk, i made a fire inside a tree stump which you're not supposed to do and we couldnt quite put it out the next morning but figured it would be ifne. we came back a week later and the whole island was torched

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:11

texting my ex: Nov 15, 2008; I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

poo poo my pants

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:12

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I once watched a man drown in an icy lake, then i wrote a song about it. plus I was once the drummer for genesis.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:12

murex: Apr 30, 2009; by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

I once watched a man drown in an icy lake, then i wrote a song about it. plus I once the drummer for genesis.

Phil the Shill

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:14

Seaside Loafer: Feb 7, 2012; Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Skilleddk posted:

poo poo my pants

maniac

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:15

a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the worst thing ive ever done was pay for this poo poo forum

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:15

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

I hid underneath a lake and stabbed some teenagers who were trying to get laid.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:16

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

read this thread

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:18

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I don't really believe that you are british at all! :monocle:

as a kid I was staying at a gf's house once and her parents made me sleep in the guest room. At night I had to get up to poop but I was scared of waking anybody up so I went in and did everything with the lights out. Reached out in the dark for what I assumed were the pack of wet rear end wipes but it was those bleach toilet cleaner wipes and I seared my turd cutter, so I had my butt in the sink trying to work it out with my index finger and cold water without anybody hearing me. I was too embarrassed to tell anybody about it though, and thats the story of my first anal bleaching / gay experience

not bad to anyone else sure but it was bad to me

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:19

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

18 years ago I accidentally blew up a bar that was also a club house for The Outlaws. For about a year I was living in fear but the death nor the beat down never came. I did have to run from them one time but they weren't really trying to hard to catch me.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:20

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'm beginning to like this kid

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:22