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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I mean, the OP makes a good point. Take Claire Underwood and April O'Neil as examples. Both been raped and have hosed up world views, really makes you think.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Beige posted:

The TV reporter from turtles?

Yes.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:



so damaged, so unattractive
:goonsay:

Well, she was raped and that makes her damaged in the eyes for the majority of humans.

Doesn't mean she still isn't attractive.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kidnapped, raped, one arm


Joined military, daddy issues, raped by comrades


Lost girl with no family, talks to animals (schizophrenia), never ages


Dated and had sex with Hitler

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Decebal posted:

That bathing suit is the bigger crime

Its the bathing suit of damaged women.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Toriori posted:

Last time I got all my hair cut off I had four women I have never met before ask if my husband was okay with it/if I told him and I was like please get out of my space immediately. I think I'll get a long Mohawk tomorrow

Surprise surprise. A woman with an anime avatar has short hair.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

YeahTubaMike posted:

i knew a self-proclaimed sapiosexual who dumped his girlfriend for cutting his hair, told her during their breakup conversation that he was never sexually attracted to her during their 6+ month relationship but that her new haircut made it even worse, and then was honestly perplexed when she became upset with him

At least he was honest

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

YeahTubaMike posted:

saying you're only sexually attracted to intelligence and then dumping your girlfriend for cutting her hair doesn't seem particularly honest to me

he was honest in the end, thats what counts.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

YeahTubaMike posted:

i guess. that lady dodged a bullet.

Or he did. After all, she seems pretty damaged since she was dating him and then got dumped, doubly so since she did have short hair.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Daddy issues (dating a man 2.5 times her age), skin cancer, histrionic

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

worked with a girl that had short hair

she was super hot and nice and not damaged.

The Something Awful Forums > Post Your Favorite (or Request) › shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I cranked my rear end in a top hat to 11

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

We hooked up a few times too it was p cool

Totes didn't happen ahahha


Sheep-Goats posted:

Like I give a gently caress

lol

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Broken Machine posted:

The original 90s model girl with the dragon tattoo on her head is pretty with short / no hair





people should be able to look how they want, who cares

raped by some old dude, killed people, histrionic

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
A lot of goons in here that are attracted to damaged and broken woman. Seems pretty preditory.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
^^^^
Correct move bro, that bitch was totes crazy. Uncle probably diddled her when she was young.



Married man twice her age, daddy issues, histrionic


Honestly guys, the question isnt wheather short haired chicks are hot, but if they are damaged. Which all of the ones you idiots have posted are.

Snatch Duster fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Jun 5, 2015

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Planarch posted:

how do you tell if a guy is damaged then

"neckbeard" is too easy, and probably not even accurate

Dudes being damaged is pretty easy. They usually become trans, kill people, or go into politics.

Besides the obvious neckbeard autism ones. But no normal, non damaged woman would date these dudes so its moot.

Snatch Duster fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jun 5, 2015

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Planarch posted:

"serial killer" is also too easy, but :agreed: on the other 2

There are tons of unsolved murders bro. Lot of dude killing folks passing as normal, but when they are caught boy they sure look damaged.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
To further back up my point that bitches with short hair are damaged is charlie manson gf.


This chick knows for a fact that this dude is whack as poo poo, but her broken brain thinks she can change him or something.

Bitches with short hair be crazy.

Snatch Duster fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jun 5, 2015

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Knight posted:

It's pretty easy to identify short-haired women as damaged when you hate all women and can take issue with any of them. Name a woman you don't hate, Snatch Duster.

White Knighting damaged women huh LOL

I never said I hated short haired women or women in general either hahahahaha you getting real upset

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Not all damaged women have short hair, but all short haired women are damaged. Hth

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

These pedos are talkjng about Arya Stark.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Metacognition posted:

I'm a girl with short hair and I've been saving hundreds of dollars on conditioner, so gently caress yall

Sorry but you are pretty hosed up and damage. I mean poo poo you like mlp.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Gorilla Salad posted:


How often do you get to meet such thoroughly broken people?


Everyday if you talk with short haired girls.

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