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I run one of the "advice" columns in major news papers, so that can give you an idea of question/post formatting. please keep it as brief as possible and sign posts with a summary of your predicament, ie. "frustrated step-dad with sexy teen"
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Hand shoved up me butt Don't want it to let go, but I'm not gay, am I?
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Jun 5, 2015 01:44
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I touch myself at night.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:45
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Dear Abby I'm gay Sincerely, HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
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Jun 5, 2015 01:45
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doc why am i so gay
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Jun 5, 2015 01:47
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How many divorces have you caused
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Jun 5, 2015 01:47
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My fathers name is Jim Bob and I was locked in his sex dungeon until I was too old for him (5), then I got passed to my brother for his turn. I am now 23 and have been living with the guilt of seducing both my father and brother by existing. What should I do? -Sex Deviant and Sinner
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Jun 5, 2015 01:49
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Grem posted:Hand shoved up me butt Those who think of the past let depression rule their lives, while those who worry about the future are slaves to the b*tch, anxiety. Grow a pair and man up.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:50
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Got any advice for what I should do about DEEZE NUTS!!!!!
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Jun 5, 2015 01:52
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Methanar posted:How many divorces have you caused Divorces are caused by women who think the world owe them something, and their husbands who never had the gall to tell them otherwise until it was too late; when she prowled the town's bars for a naïve young man for a ride she'd forget by the time her head hit his college pillow.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:54
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im too sadbrained to function in society, but i am unsure if i should go on a killing spree before my inevitable suicide.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:54
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iok what's that thing where i want to gently caress my sister but i can't really get it up when i try to jerk it to her??
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Jun 5, 2015 01:57
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nomadologique posted:iok what's that thing where i want to gently caress my sister but i can't really get it up when i try to jerk it to her?? it is perfectly normal for anime fans. anime frequently sexualizes the existence of sisters, but this is mostly targeted at japanese otaku who are statistically unlikely to have siblings. real sisters arent very appealing at all.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:00
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nomadologique posted:iok what's that thing where i want to gently caress my sister but i can't really get it up when i try to jerk it to her?? your sister is pretty hot sounds like someone has a case of the closetism
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Jun 5, 2015 02:01
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Should I pursue my childhood dream despite risks and obstacles or settle for an unremarkable but stable life? My childhood dream is to be a dragon and also a wizard.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:03
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Serious Frolicking posted:im too sadbrained to function in society, but i am unsure if i should go on a killing spree before my inevitable suicide. Consider this: "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" — anonymous You would not only beat them with murder, but also join them in death.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:04
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Should I pursue my childhood dream despite risks and obstacles or settle for an unremarkable but stable life? Go ahead and get your liberal arts degree, sweetheart. Just remember to thank your parents for their sweat and blood to pay for your enlightening party tuition.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:07
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Jun 5, 2015 02:10
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Why are you not answering my question. Time is of the essence! I only get 25 minutes of approved Internet time.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:10
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diabeetz posted:Go ahead and get your liberal arts degree, sweetheart. Just remember to thank your parents for their sweat and blood to pay for your enlightening party tuition. I already have one of those though. I was asking if I should join the KKK (I'm not white by their standards, but dreams are dreams).
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Jun 5, 2015 02:17
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i have a recurring dream in which i'm falling
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Jun 5, 2015 02:18
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The women I want to have sex with don't want to have sex with me. Should I skin them and wear the skin as a woman-suit? Sincerely, seeking to transform
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Jun 5, 2015 02:19
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The women I want to have sex with don't want to have sex with me. Should I skin them and wear the skin as a woman-suit? start a blog where you alternately revile them as whores and claim they cruelly withhold sex from worthy blog writers.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:21
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Cry Havoc posted:i have a recurring dream in which i'm falling Same but into an endless goatse.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:21
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I am almost fully transitioned including sex change operation but I actually changed my mind and want my old self back, please help
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Jun 5, 2015 02:22
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unassertive boy 99 posted:I am almost fully transitioned including sex change operation but I actually changed my mind and want my old self back, please help try a diy de-sex change operation. it cant be that hard to reverse.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:23
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unassertive boy 99 posted:I am almost fully transitioned including sex change operation but I actually changed my mind and want my old self back, please help lol owned
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Jun 5, 2015 02:24
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Is self love the greatest love, or are we just being self fish?
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Jun 5, 2015 02:27
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unassertive boy 99 posted:I am almost fully transitioned including sex change operation but I actually changed my mind and want my old self back, please help Hi Jennifer Diane Reitz cool seeing you here.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:29
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Why can't I relate to my son? He doesn't like sports and sometimes I catch him trying on his sister's clothes. Sincerely, Troubled Dad in Iowa
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Jun 5, 2015 02:36
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how do i deal with my crippling depression?
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Jun 5, 2015 02:39
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I need to know how to be a poster on the level of Apple White rather than just your standard white noise gibbis lord. How is this doable? Does he have a deal with the devil? Or Lowtax?
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Jun 5, 2015 02:43
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applewhite can draw
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Jun 5, 2015 02:44
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Why am i gay
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Jun 5, 2015 02:46
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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:I need to know how to be a poster on the level of Apple White rather than just your standard white noise gibbis lord. How is this doable? Does he have a deal with the devil? Or Lowtax? Who?
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Jun 5, 2015 02:48
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Whenever I try to draw it always end up being emaciated murdered women.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:52
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Methanar posted:Whenever I try to draw it always end up being emaciated murdered women. that's normal everyone does it and also thinks about it all the time
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Jun 5, 2015 02:53
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Hey op, First time reader, also first time question asker. I have a coworker who asks too many simple questions that are easy to google or to check in our documentation. When I tell her how to find the information instead of giving her the explicit answer she gets really snippy and rude. Any tips for getting her to do her own work? Note: I would not like to talk to or spend time around this person. Sincerely, My Only Job is Reading the Forums and Not Being Helpful to my Coworkers
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Jun 5, 2015 02:54
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Salt Fish posted:Hey op, she wants the d and is making excuses to come talk to you. she then becomes upset when you actually answer her questions because that isnt what she is there for. if you arent interested just say so.
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Jun 5, 2015 03:19
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Serious Frolicking posted:she wants the d and is making excuses to come talk to you. she then becomes upset when you actually answer her questions because that isnt what she is there for. if you arent interested just say so. Whoa whoa whoa, are you a practicing psychologist? If I wanted poo poo tier advice from an idiot I would have trusted my instincts thank you very much.
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