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NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
and then request refunds because indie sjw warriors games are crap and it is cool to get their hopes up and then crush them.

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Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



there are sjw games?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Bold Robot posted:

there are sjw games?

deus ex human revolution

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014

Bold Robot posted:

there are sjw games?

Have you not heard of kickstarter and steam early never to be finished games?

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Cut the Dick

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013
Let's start with HTML "choose you own depression" pages are not a "game" and gently caress you, you are not a "developer". What's left?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

NakedWithCandy posted:

and then request refunds because indie sjw warriors games are crap and it is cool to get their hopes up and then crush them.

Can you give examples of these? I've only heard of Depression Quest.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
First up Gone Home. Gonna complain that there is no actually gameplay in the "game".

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

NakedWithCandy posted:

First up Gone Home. Gonna complain that there is no actually gameplay in the "game".

What about the gameplay where you go to the secret door under the staircase and win after you read a note. Oops I spoiled the entire game.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Gift me at steam Zeluth. Especiaslly the one using androif form monke ball play.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Salt Fish posted:

What about the gameplay where you go to the secret door under the staircase and win after you read a note. Oops I spoiled the entire game.

lol you played that game

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
is sunless sea a sjw game? i like that one

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
I will try to refund depression quest. Have to download it and see if I get the option to refund.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
are sjws worth this kind of time and effort

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

How about you shut the gently caress up and swallow my piss and poo poo mixed with bleach and pour it down your throat with a nice shaker of lye so your insides start bubbling and corroding and you die a painful fuckhead death because that's more pleasant than loving gay rear end loving SJW jokes you dumb bitch.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

JebanyPedal posted:

How about you shut the gently caress up and swallow my piss and poo poo mixed with bleach and pour it down your throat with a nice shaker of lye so your insides start bubbling and corroding and you die a painful fuckhead death because that's more pleasant than loving gay rear end loving SJW jokes you dumb bitch.

dad gay does this gimmick better than you, and he doesnt do it very well at all.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Evil Agita posted:

lol you played that game

negative, I watched the speedrun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9qlm8olmn0

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Serious Frolicking posted:

dad gay does this gimmick better than you, and he doesnt do it very well at all.

What the gently caress are you talking about you stupid piece of poo poo, I've been doing that longer than he has, recognize artistic integrity you worthless retard.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
ok, i dl depression quest. what should i put for the refund. I'm thinking emotional damages of around 1 million but just deleting from my playlist would be enough to stop triggering me.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I'm the biggest loving fag for sjw indie games. Dear Esther is about a transexual named Esther, right?

Salt Fish posted:

What about the gameplay where you go to the secret door under the staircase and win after you read a note. Oops I spoiled the entire game.
I got a movie on Netflix and went to the end and won after watching the credits start rolling

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
What kind of weenis asks for a refund

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
At the end of The Plan I wrote "im gay" to finalize the defeat over heteronormative flies

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Knight posted:

I'm the biggest loving fag for sjw indie games. Dear Esther is about a transexual named Esther, right?
I got a movie on Netflix and went to the end and won after watching the credits start rolling

Dear Esther is a stream of consciousness story from the perspective of a likely comatose or dead man who, after a car accident, creates an island in his mind that is an amalgam of his thoughts, regrets, pain of his death and life, and search for a cohesion of thoughts.
Also you're a human being.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
What about that Stanley game with the narrator?

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014

Edgar posted:

What about that Stanley game with the narrator?

That game has some interesting stuff in it, not just lazy **lesbian so great, all internet sjws must buy and talk about how great polygon 10/10** lazyness like gone stupid. No refund.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


GOTY

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i love that sjw game where u play as the gay italian and jump

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

in dragon ball xenoverse you can turn ssjw

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Gone Home was so bad that I got really mad when I found out it was some saccharine story about somebody's lezbo sister. I was mad even tho I pirated it. Wasted time and a new wish for bodily harm against the developer.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
patriarchy

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i thought gone home was gonna be about a haunted house or some poo poo but it was just stupid instead

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Max Payne's male privilege allows time to slow down for him and spin 16 times before he hits the ground.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
So I was just BSing about polygon being terrible, because it is, but it turns out the sjw reviewer did have an undisclosed relationship with the game creator. sjw's lying? never! Refund request.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Knight posted:

Max Payne's male privilege allows time to slow down for him and spin 16 times before he hits the ground.

17 times if you use the cheat

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Lol, they're gonna take away your ability to get refunds after the 3rd game, and you'll be stuck with crappy indie games and less money.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



have u tried spyro the wop dragon?

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cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
down with Boggle

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