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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

What does cm stand for

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Average to large dicks look small on tall men so dick pics are kinda pointless unless they're from beta males.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
At 6'0"... drat YOU OP :(

Also my dick is not 6' long, I guess it's below average for a goon dick.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

JakeP posted:

Ok I have to see a pic of this lolol

Just picture a buffalo with human features. I'm not sure I have a full length pic of myself (who does?)

The worst is when my 5'5" wife puts on her jeans, thinks she's lost hell of weight, then realizes she's wearing my jeans.

Edit Found one:

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jun 11, 2015

Murcor
Dec 1, 2007

It's a hell of a thing
I'm 5'6 and the shame of it has me contemplating cutting my own head off with a circular saw at work every day.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Murcor posted:

I'm 5'6 and the shame of it has me contemplating cutting my own head off with a circular saw at work every day.

You'd be shorter then

Murcor
Dec 1, 2007

It's a hell of a thing

Lord of Pie posted:

You'd be shorter then

You see my problem then. Maybe I can go back in time and get put on the rack.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

I can't believe this has been posted yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

6'1", by the way. Mostly leg, though. Which makes flying suck rear end.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
loving randy newman man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KX73Cwx61U

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax
Manlets invented swag OP.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Canada uses metric unless it's under 1km then we switch to yank/burmese units because we're fuckin morons.

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009
I don't think I will ever have sex with a woman taller than me, and it makes me sad. (6'3")

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...

Lotophage posted:

Manlets invented swag OP.

Actually that was Jay-Z, and he's 6'2.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
ain't my fault I was chained to the radiator during my formative years.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

ChairmanMeow posted:

as a 6 foot 1 lady i 5 this thread

you want snoo snoo?

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
Short nigga but my dick tall, thats what I told your bitch, dog

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
who here is 7'

I wish to worship you

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
and then I will leave you for a 9 footer

so that i may suck his dick standing up

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