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I know you can hashtag things and use @ to talk to someone directly. But what good is it if you don't have followers? I've made like 3 tweets and am not particularly funny, so I really need some help. Should I take an ad out in the local newspaper? Maybe a guerrilla marketing thing where I put my Twitter handle on stickers all over town? How do you guys go about getting more followers?
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Jun 11, 2015 22:30
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start tweeting social justice stuff @ girls
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Jun 11, 2015 22:30
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Definitely rehash jokes you heard somewhere else.
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Jun 11, 2015 22:31
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Show the dick
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Jun 11, 2015 22:31
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You gonna invent your own humor?! Like ur some kind of Stand up comedian? I don't fuckin think so
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Jun 11, 2015 22:32
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First you take a sharp knife and make a lateral incision from your wrist down to the elbow and then wait
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Jun 11, 2015 22:32
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I've never used Twitter but if it's like the rest of the internet just be fundamentally and aggressively wrong about everything.
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Jun 11, 2015 22:32
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I draw gay anime porn.
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Jun 11, 2015 22:32
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be a rich guy
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Jun 11, 2015 22:32
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#imlonely
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Jun 11, 2015 22:33
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make jokes for your target audience, but block them from commenting and pretend they dont exist
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Jun 11, 2015 22:33
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what is your twiterhandle windows 98 is it windows 98?
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Jun 11, 2015 22:34
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post dicks
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Jun 11, 2015 22:34
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disagree with people
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Jun 11, 2015 22:34
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http://buy1000followers.co/
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Jun 11, 2015 22:35
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I've been accused of drawing furry porn but it's a lie. Gay anime porn all the way.
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Jun 11, 2015 22:36
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grandpas drunk posted:what is your twiterhandle windows 98 is it windows 98? It isn't. That was already taken. But I'm afraid if I post my handle you guys will doxx me.
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Jun 11, 2015 22:36
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plagiarize material from comics known to aggressively confront their plagiarists
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Jun 11, 2015 22:36
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tweet your rear end in a top hat and lovely tattoo
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Jun 11, 2015 22:37
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Lol
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Jun 11, 2015 22:39
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Windows 98 posted:I know you can hashtag things and use @ to talk to someone directly. But what good is it if you don't have followers? I've made like 3 tweets and am not particularly funny, so I really need some help. Should I take an ad out in the local newspaper? Maybe a guerrilla marketing thing where I put my Twitter handle on stickers all over town? tweet @microsoft every day, ask for security patches and drivers.
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Jun 11, 2015 23:57
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protip: make sure they know you are using XP SP4 (unofficial)
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Jun 11, 2015 23:58
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add lowtax to your feed and ride his coat tails
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Jun 11, 2015 23:59
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hope you hit it big on twitter and never come back
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Jun 12, 2015 00:09
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safetyStanddown posted:tweet @microsoft every day, ask for security patches and drivers. This is unironically funny and a good idea
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Jun 12, 2015 00:18
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TEAYCHES posted:add lowtax to your feed and ride his
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Jun 12, 2015 00:21
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Tweet the following: I am a big, gay baby.
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Jun 12, 2015 01:00
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Post Your Tits
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Jun 12, 2015 01:11
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SD-455 posted:tweet your rear end in a top hat and lovely tattoo
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Jun 12, 2015 01:36
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Share your feelings about the gamer's gate Harass your fefos
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Jun 12, 2015 01:37
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for a while i was playing with this gimmick account on twitter posting as a hard nosed right-wing fox news conserative. basically i would just retweet all of the worst fox news poo poo and whenever it was time to make a tweet i would just quote passages from Mein Kampf and replace "Jew" with "Liberal" to see how many likes and follows i would get
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Jun 12, 2015 01:43
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my goal was to get fox news or some radio talk show guy to give it props on air
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Jun 12, 2015 01:44
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tell everyone all cops are good
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Jun 12, 2015 01:46
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Windows 98 posted:It isn't. That was already taken. But I'm afraid if I post my handle you guys will doxx me. we need that to follow you
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Jun 12, 2015 02:26
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Tweet to @Caitlyn_Jenner he can still be cured if he becomes a Scientologist.
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Jun 12, 2015 03:27
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sweet op, i made a twitter handle in 2008 when it was a wasteland, forgot about it for like 6 years, then have periodically gone back to make lovely tweets that are completely ignored e: though i did get squatters rights on a p sweet username if i do say so myself
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Jun 12, 2015 03:31
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Pick posted:I draw gay anime porn. Link
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Jun 12, 2015 03:32
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Pick posted:I've been accused of drawing furry porn but it's a lie. Gay anime porn all the way. catboys are the gateway drug also serious answer OP: try multi level marketing
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Jun 12, 2015 03:40
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Just post hashtags, any hashtag you can find, all the time.
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Jun 12, 2015 07:14
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Threaten people to follow you under penalty of being beaten to death with a shovel.
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