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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
what's the largest peen you've had in ur btut?

I wanna hear from str8-n0-homoes, gays, bis, women (lol), trains, etc

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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

does my finger count op because i had my finger in there one time just to try this new prostate massage thing but it didn't really work

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
10 inches it was ops mom

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I don't do that kind of stuff op. I respect my rectum and me and my gay partner just play board games and have catty fights

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't do that kind of stuff op. I respect my rectum and me and my gay partner just play board games and have catty fights

how do i do the prostate massage thing pls explain i tried but it didn't work

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
good job guys, we can make this thread not be loving retarded in every conceivable way

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

krampster2 posted:

how do i do the prostate massage thing pls explain i tried but it didn't work

i'm a massage therapist and we're not allowed to touch that part so telling you could get me disbarred

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
i can legally suggest talking to your doctor

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

i can legally suggest talking to your doctor

ok i'll just get a prostate check and see how he does it

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

krampster2 posted:

ok i'll just get a prostate check and see how he does it


in my experience doctors dont like it if you try to jack it while they are fingering your butthole

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

RESPECTUM. pass it on

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Aletoria
Apr 5, 2015

hi. yes. hi.
one time at band camp i fell down on a "Azumi AZ2000SRB Silver-Plated Flute" and it went up into my butt hole. i never saw it again.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Aletoria posted:

one time at band camp i fell down on a "Azumi AZ2000SRB Silver-Plated Flute" and it went up into my butt hole. i never saw it again.

does it make flute sounds when you fart? can you play ode to joy with your flute farts?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




lol

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

RideTheSpiral posted:

in my experience doctors dont like it if you try to jack it while they are fingering your butthole

dude, you must be going to the wrong doctors.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
kielbasa sized dong

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I have never had any objects inside my anus.

lordoftheT fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jun 12, 2015

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
one time i took a poop that was about 11 inches in length (measure w ruler)_ and so i think that is a pretty accurate ballpark of how much dick i coudl take

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
My own.

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

one time i put in the entire head of a vortex football

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i dont measure a guys dick first but probably around 8 inches, thick

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
im a buttt

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
none but I've taken some big ole shits so does that count

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

taht's pretty gay, op

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Three inches and it made me cry.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
gays must be massive badasses because I cry like a baby from any poo bigger than a couple inches. They take that kind of pain for fun.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im lebrons dick

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

ScratchAndSniff posted:

gays must be massive badasses because I cry like a baby from any poo bigger than a couple inches. They take that kind of pain for fun.

something is wrong with either your diet or your butthole because pooping shouldn't hurt

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
buttsmex

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake

gently caress da Mods posted:

kielbasa sized dong

same

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

something is wrong with either your diet or your butthole because pooping shouldn't hurt

Right, and I suppose next you will tell me the blood is unusual too?

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Right, and I suppose next you will tell me the blood is unusual too?

you may have aggressive hemroids

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i'm telling you this as a horse and not as a doctor

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
pooping is fun and the bigger the poo the more fun it is, but there's no going in through the out door

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


My own dick.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
  • Penis
  • Butthole
  • eggplants

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
that's where I poop from, I have no idea what's happening in this thread

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
one time i made a poop log that bottomed out in the toilet and I had to smush it down with my rear end in a top hat for it to fit because it wasn't coiling

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

yes please op

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